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[restaurant] waiter: how would you like your steak me: i don't know, medium? medium: gazes into crystal ball you will like it a lot

submitted 368 days ago • 13 comments

interesting how resign and resign mean the exact opposite

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

me: (pointing to a jack) hey man can you reach that jack jack reacher: you are not going to believe this

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

[a Swarm of Bees requests to be your friend] um ok [a Swarm of Bees has invited you to event "Come Outside"] what tha

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

JUDGE: order in the court ME: c e h i n o r t t u

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Isn't it mad the way a hundred years ago you'd build a wall with stonework and put a finish on it to make it look like blockwork, and now it's exactly the opposite.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

DEATH: You're grounded! Get back here! DEATH'S DAUGHTER: Whatever. gets on motorcycle, zooms across tightrope DEATH: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 14 days ago • 33 comments

Before these become totally useless I’ll give one of my 2025 calendars away here. (and one over on the Blue place) To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a random winner on Monday at 10am. My lil’ shop www.infinitebacon.com

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline

submitted 26 days ago • 76 comments

🦊⚔️✨

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

(youtu.be/ZsdUGB54ip4?...) the #YourEternalRing MV has been out for a month, lemme see 2k views on this jawn~ have a good weekend, my friends!

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

give a man a fish and you are generous make him pay for it and you are sell fish

submitted 34 days ago • 16 comments

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

submitted 78 days ago • 31 comments

me: what kind of animal is that tour guide: alaskan otter me: ok, let me know what he says

submitted 36 days ago • 30 comments

Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%

submitted 37 days ago • 113 comments

[THE FOLLOWING IS A JOKE] I'm running a government funded research project on how many Bluesky users cannot identify a joke. Please repost to elicit the required data. [THE PRECEDING POST IS A JOKE TO WHICH YOU SHOULD NOT REPLY]

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

When you get back to your wife Compostable after a long day in the office.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"] me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit

submitted 85 days ago • 19 comments

Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, it is

submitted 46 days ago • 33 comments

Sure I love being a CULCHIE 🚜 C ool U nique L ovely C have you coverage H they closed the post office I one bus comes every 2 weeks E veryone's moved to Dublin

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

🦊🫡⚔️✨

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

It gets better the longer you look at it.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Asterisks are ****ing great. I swear by them.

submitted 58 days ago • 38 comments

No surprises there, it's a fantastic album. @withsailsahead.bsky.social

submitted 59 days ago • 2 comments

Incredible that we’re already a third of the way through the 20th century

submitted 61 days ago • 36 comments

LIKE + REPOST IF YOU FUCK WITH THESE BANDS. Poppy Loathe Thrown Spiritbox Beartooth Babymetal Linkin Park Imminence Bad Omens Sleep Token Bloodywood Silent Planet Ice Nine Kills Counterparts Knocked Loose Electric Callboy Make Them Suffer Motionless In White Bring Me The Horizon

submitted 66 days ago • 31 comments

Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will

submitted 73 days ago • 58 comments

Ah, nuts. I can’t sell this Batman sketch (it has a tiny dot of ink on the border) so RT and follow to win it. I’ll pick the winner tomorrow at 2pm. Good luck!

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments