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My dentist told me i had a childsized mouth and as someone with a gigantic head i have questions

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I captured a very large spider at work, transported him four floors down and released him in a flowerbed by which time I kindof loved him

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Every time an awards season comes around i have to contend with the fact that american history is deathly boring to everyone outside the US

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.

submitted 6 days ago • 110 comments

I know everything is shit but Beautiful Beef is still sending me

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Please, if you love anything about this life, stop using ChatGPT and other GenAI. Just stop. Don't use it to dunk on it, don't use it for a laugh, just stop and let that shit wither.

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

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submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

this is not a hot take, but generally "tells it like it is" is code for "I'm a massive cunt"

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

I respect the hell out of suzanne collins. churning out bangers, never heard a peep from her. I don't even know what she looks like. As god intended

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

With god as my witness I will show you some Beautiful Beef™

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

submitted 11 days ago • 433 comments

For the tiny subset of followers who appreciate this - I went to see Deathklok live last night and it was excellent. Metal fans continue to be the absolute best people to be in a venue with.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

"The 2nd day is always the hardest, because you aren't prepared and it's now Americans trying to be funny" chaser.com.au/general-news...

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments