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Horny for a nap

submitted 21 minutes ago • 2 comments

I don’t know how to stop being mad at how dumb everyone is

submitted 6 hours ago • 41 comments

but I don't wanna work, I just wanna hang out with my friends and watch Tesla stock burn

submitted 7 hours ago • 16 comments

Happy #MardiGras! 🎭 Throw me some beads? #gay

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

DONALD TRUMP: "My tariffs are gonna be great for America!" STOCK MARKET: "God, you're stupid."

submitted 23 hours ago • 205 comments

It’s passed midnight Tariffs just dropped, Happy Hunger Games.

submitted 17 hours ago • 30 comments

💯

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

I DO NOT LIKE THIS EXTENDED SNAKE SCENE! #WhiteLotus

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

hoping these cookies go straight to my ass 🍪 #bulking

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

#monochromemonday

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“Mom said you have to find a game that's three players”

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Fuck 🤤

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Monday Runday, anyone? 🏃‍♂️

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

No matter what, I’m gonna get up and go to that continental breakfast.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Demi Moore can still win if she takes Pennsylvania

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

who didn’t vote for demi? i just wanna talk

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

And next for Best Picture! 👏 🤞

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

petition to change the national anthem to Lana’s version - we might as well go down in style

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

me rationalizing the price of eggs/risk of bird flu all for some extra protein

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Don't blame me, I organized and voted for the overly qualified, educated, intelligent, and respected woman.

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

He could have gotten one good punch in before all the men in suits reacted. Wait… probably two.

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

Saturday mornings are the best 🎮 🌞 wanna play? #gaymer

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

boss just messaged me to talk about my holes when he meant to say goals #leadership

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

TODAY IS THE ECONOMIC BLACKOUT

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

post #legday plump and ready for the weekend 💪 Anyone else love the way their ass looks in a #thong?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

won’t rest til my pecs get even plumper

submitted 5 days ago • 15 comments

I should be able to count my cat as a dependent

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments