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Composer, sound designer, and professional sleep maker. Please listen to Drifting Off With Joe Pera. (Legal Disclaimer: I am not the actual Holland Patent Public Library)
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Anytime I hear Sam Altman talk this plays in my head. youtu.be/A2_snSkpULQ?...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Music For 32 Teeth

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck you

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Putting this on my headstone.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that the tariffs were written by ChatGPT is proof that AI is going to kill us all not because it is super intelligent, but because morons assume it's Einstein and end up trying to run the world off the mind equivalent of a Westminster show poodle.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Fill up your casket with treasure. People love finding treasure. More than dead bodies. In the event your casket is opened, someone can say, ew a dead body but ayyyy look at this fucking treasure fuck yeah that's a real thing you can do for someone

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

It just occurred to me that I run a trade deficit with my coffee shop. Going there right now to nail my tariff to their door.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I didn't realize that song Back In Black is about the stock market.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

People keep saying we need to raise the retirement age to keep up with increasing life expectancy. Counter proposal, you can retire at 60 but you have to go back to work once you hit 90. Then you can retire again at 100. But 110? Yep, back to work.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I just learned about the swinger/pineapple connection and I'm really glad I never ended up getting that tattoo of a pineapple with women's legs in fishnet stockings because whatever that means I am not that and do not ask me in front of my wife.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

One of my little biscuits broke in half and fell in my coffee and splashed coffee all over my clean white shirt. I threw the whole box out, I'm not playing this game. Anyways that's my pitch, vote for me, I can fix this city.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

::Rodney Dangerfield voice:: Unconditional discharge is what my wife says when I ask her to talk dirty. She really knows how to get a guy off.

submitted 145 days ago • 1 comment

Best In Show but it's a science fair with dumb but ambitious parents.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Things you can't do in songs anymore: - scream - do a key change - introduce a new dance you invented - talk to your bandmates in the song - saxophone solo

submitted 154 days ago • 1 comment