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hollenkatze.bsky.social
punk rock ideals and band tees. everything matters.
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A pic you’d use as an album cover.

submitted 17 minutes ago • 1 comment

*drumroll* Butthole Thanks for the drumroll Chaz.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

The autistic urge to end every explanatory statement with “does that make sense?” - because you fear you’ll be misunderstood for the 10000th time.

submitted 23 hours ago • 47 comments

i remember growing up as a kid, i always wanted to not get nuclear bombed

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

“gluten morgen” i whisper to my bagel

submitted 59 minutes ago • 4 comments

There are two kinds of people, and they both tried to shoot that goddamn Duck Hunt dog.

submitted 28 minutes ago • 1 comment

Not doing much. Just sitting here thinking about the time a guy was inches away from preventing all this

submitted 21 hours ago • 5 comments

The Crabs in a Bucket social theory, but they're mutant laser crabs, and instead they eat the bucket and everyone that kept them there

submitted 24 minutes ago • 1 comment

*walks the thin line between insanity and genius to get to the beer on the other side*

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

when push comes to shove, make sure you’re on the right side of the cliff

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

Normal people finding my account is always a trip. What's to understand. I'm a sentient burrito, I skeet about buttholes and I have a Unicorn *Rimshot* Oh and a drummer

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

A pic you’d use as an album cover

submitted 38 minutes ago • 2 comments

If yall ain’t talking to shitposters, you’re missing out on the nicest, most caring people out there. Sucks for you.

submitted 13 hours ago • 11 comments

Love can make you do funny things, like set yourself on fire.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

I have endless energy. It’s all negative but still.

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

A pic you'd use as an album cover.

submitted 51 minutes ago • 1 comment

A pic you’d use as an album cover.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

My birthstone is a pet rock

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

if life gives you lemmings, make lemmingade (a joke i posted high as a kite 7 yrs ago on FB)

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Paying belly rub tax to my dog so she lets me out of bed.

submitted 58 minutes ago • 5 comments

looking for love in all the wrong places* *niche social media sites

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Sunfish…. Starfish…… moon fish….,. I think you might be getting the sea confused with the heavens above

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

Prescription costs are class warfare.

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

logging on

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

2 of 3 dogs on the bed. Achievement almost unlocked.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

I get up early to post dumb shit to entertain and amuse you fuckers, because I care

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Any post about an animal dying needs to come with a warning two Xanax Tissues and a designated driver

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

wednesday, huh? more like wedn’s this day gonna be over lmao

submitted 581 days ago • 3 comments