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submitted 196 days ago • 19 comments

I came here to eat ass and... uh... well, I forgot what else. Anyway, get those pants down and get ready for an ass eating.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

There has to be some kind of hotline for a person whose driver's license is kept in their partner's wallet

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Israel has completely wiped out Rafah, turning a fifth of Gaza's territory into a giant buffer zone. This is part of Israel's plan to permanently remain in Gaza and facilitate the ethnic cleansing of its people. mondoweiss.net/2025/04/rafa...

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

Hire me @redbull.com

submitted 12 days ago • 47 comments

Dreaming of an alternate universe in which what we know as "The Bronx" was named "The Brunk"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ruin a movie by adding “: The Shitty Movie That Sucks” to the title. Do not do this in the replies, this is solely an exercise for the reader to conduct in their own head

submitted 3 days ago • 53 comments

Not sure how many examples we need of standing up to them not just being the right thing to do, but also the best outcome

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

100% sleepypilled. Honkshoomaxxing.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Had a nightmare that one of my posts was going viral on bluesky and also I had a Galaxy Fold

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

I am a Little Dog whose tongue is always sticking out a Little Bit

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Been thinking about The Wolf House again and about how everyone on Earth should watch it

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

There's an older customer at my job whose entire personality is cracking jokes about how much he hates his Bitch Wife™️ and it's gotten to the point that I'm starting to doubt he has a wife

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

(Gay Ronald Reagan voice) Mr. Gorbachev, blow! Out! These! Back walls!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Did anyone ever figure out if Bruno Mars does is gay?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Found a label printer and tasted unspeakable power

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This shit ain't nothin to me, man

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Can't have a good meal at the YMCA anymore. Because of woke.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Kneecap has got me chanting "Maggie's in a box" to myself incessantly now and I'd say that's a positive contribution to the world

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The IRS needs to get their shit together, on God

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The Pope met JD Vance & was like "I have seen enough."

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

you can see the top-down authoritarian nature of the anti-trans movement very clearly in graham linehan, in how every time there's a report or legal case that says he's right he does a victory lap expecting it to actually change how people think. like he's looking forward to apologies

submitted 16 days ago • 22 comments

I think what happened is basically that a bunch of consultants misread the rightward swing among Gen Z last election as a permanent vibe shift which is why the weaseliest Dems sprinted to do podcasts with hitlerites instead of waiting three months for trump to fuck everything up like he always does

submitted 17 days ago • 25 comments

hello kitty doesnt smoke pot okay? she puffs loud. she rips dank. get ur shit straight before u look like a fucking idiot

submitted 81 days ago • 8 comments

How easily the rainbow-washing comes off in the rain

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

A service top? In THIS economy?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The government is supposed to be there to serve you, to support you, to help make your life easier. You shouldn't need to earn it, we all pay into it so it can help support people's needs. It shouldn't be profitable or business-like, because it's not a business, it's a service you are co-owner of.

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

Dropping Gaga on TouchTunes to let the bar know that they can't Escape the Gay

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

He yelled at me!! @bathsmusic.bsky.social

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Asking these dudes taking all the seats next to me at the Baths show if they are gay

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Realized an hour before close that I hadn't been wearing my name tag for my entire 8 hour shift. Nobody noticed. Really makes you think.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

yeah man i love donnie darko

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I just learned that the art department for the 1984 version of DUNE paid tribute to David Lynch’s love of Bob’s Big Boy by presenting him with a handmade custom figurine of the BBB mascot wearing an Arrakis stillsuit.

submitted 30 days ago • 29 comments

New Baths is both the saddest and horniest music I've heard this entire decade which makes it a masterpiece as far as I'm concerned

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Squishmallows made a gay party bull for Easter and I'm in love with them squishmallowsquad.fandom.com/wiki/Bermayeh

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery

submitted 36 days ago • 142 comments

Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr is going to fucking rule, I think?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Doodle Days: DAY 90

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

I am NON-BINARY and GAY and that means I get HORNY in my BUTT

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

At what size does the gum wad go from misdemeanor to felony

submitted 37 days ago • 38 comments

When I was a young child, I remember seeing an episode of Rocko's Modern Life in which Rocko sits on a urinal. And it was played as a totally normal way to go to the bathroom. Does anybody else remember? Am I insane?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Really fun bit was going up to the bar here and asking for a High Life

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

WHERE IS THE MOMENT WE NEEDED THE MOST YOU KICK UP THE LEAVES AND THE MAGIC IS LOST

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Leonardo will be devastated

submitted 39 days ago • 154 comments

Yeah that’s what it says

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

putting this question to the audience who are all killed in a massive applause-o-meter explosion

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment