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Wyatt Johnston is the best boy

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

someone please confirm if Razor called Thomas Harley "smooth as whipped butter" or if I am having a medical episode

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

the beautiful green idiots are reunited, bless

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

if you can watch overtime without looking like this, I need you to teach me how to have composure

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

@ Thomas Harley .....don't do it

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Two countries depending on a guy named Connor is a rejected Succession plotline.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Jake “Everyone Wanted to Poison Me” Sanderson!!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I am in the company of my mother for this game and she said someone on Team USA was good-looking when I wasn't paying attention and I had to rewind to investigate. (Matt Tkachuk was the answer)

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

shut up and drop the puck, imo

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

submitted 4 days ago • 163 comments

Sure are some interesting accents and sibling dynamics happening in the new White Lotus!

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Who needs to fall in a pit to get Jason Robertson's ass off the beach in Florida and suited up? I'll get a pit.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

imagine 2 sets of brothers on the ice for the usa. this is going to be hilarious

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I do not understand a single thing about how injury replacements work in this tournament but 🦅🦅🦅

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I have secured my ticket for Mickey 17 and with that, my work for the day is done and it's time to go back to bed.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

What I am learning from this hockey game is that I apparently missed a whole-ass season of Gemstones because of life business.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Arrest whoever was applauding that Canada goal while wearing a Stars blackout jersey.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Finland, please, I am BEGGING

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know how to say "dignity goal" in Finnish, but I'm glad Esa Lindell does

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I really need someone to design and distribute a different dress sneaker to every man in sports broadcasting, I am tired of these white soles.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

my hope for a Jordan Binnington meltdown vs admitting defeat and watching the White Lotus instead

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

🦅🦅🦅

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

do they even have jars big enough to fit Mike Trout

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Over two months since he last played a game this season, I had a chance to talk to Tyler Seguin. It was a fascinating conversation about fatherhood, the Luka trade, team chemistry, and of course, Jamie Benn. New for D Magazine: www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Ryan Preece gotta start showing up to Daytona with a new name while wearing a fake mustache and glasses so the track will leave him alone, my god.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

One year, Daytona will not end with me wanting to do crimes because someone ended Ryan Blaney's race for him. One year.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Many questions for the fella attending the Daytona 500 in a Chicago Blackhawks jersey!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Should've started without them, might've saved a few cars from the Dillons.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

As called on ESPN Deportes:

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If Connor Hellebuyck doesn't haul ass down ice to clothesline Jordan Binnington, what are we even doing here.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments