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Not the sissy porn soundtracked by Near Dark by Burial, bro

5X5 FRIDAYYYYOU KNOW THE DRILL

5X5 FRIDAY

Happy 5x5 Friday!!!

That new Olivia Rodrigo song... My jaw literally dropped... Best pop song I've heard in a long time.

5x5 Friday... Ona Saturday? For the past month???

Tommy Pickles' voice actress was born on 9/11

Post Malone dropped an album and no one said a DAMN THING lol 😭

WEEKLY

That one scene with Hari Nef in Barbie almost made me cry :')

I went to cuckfield & everyone knew you

I THINK ART TEACHERS SUCK

Hold on Newman, you would eat a diva cup if it were deep fried in chocolate sauce

Joey after emptying Rachel's Diva Cup

when I eat 2 volcano tacos

Jack: "Lemon, have you seen my Diva Cup sandwich anywhere?" Liz:

Oh, it's Friday? Time for my weekly 5x5 😎 oopa holly style

No features: 😃 No samples: 😞

"tits or ass" bro, shut the fuck up

Burp Reynolds

Idk seems pretty easy to explain, in fact, you just did it right now

lmao what the hell is this

Why do they have a statue of a serial killer at this restaurant in India

Olivia Rodrigo got the number one song... Uzi got the number one album and first rap number one of the year... The reign of Morgan Wallen is over 🙌

what probably killed it is that the 5 year olds who played it turned 6

what probably killed it is that the 5 year olds who played it turned 6

I'm sorry but this is the funniest one of these

Who do you think that is there?

Don't know who Brian is but I stand by it

Can we mute things on here yet? Don't need to see another THIS IS WHERE I'M POSTING FROM or LOGGING ON post ever again

The shits I take: catastrophic 😤💪 The shits you take: microscopic 😂🫵

People who don't like cole slaw are WEAK

What's a show you've watched that no one else has? I'll start

man fuck pitchfork wtf is this

Hi friends. Bluesky isn’t just a social media site. It’s a community. A community that lifts up voices and helps those in need. Today, I could use your help. I hate doing this, but due to circumstances beyond my control, I need to raise $25,000 to purchase the rotting Baby Sinclair puppet.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman should have played Elvis

Has a planet ever looked so sexy?? No. Just this one.

Hell yeah lol