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hollyjollyanna.bsky.social
Cat lovin’, antique searchin’, cry baby of a snackin’, Michigander
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11:11am 1:11pm 11:11pm 1:11am 2:34am What is being trying to be told to me??

We can agree to disagree, unless our disagreement is rooted in the oppression and basic human rights of another. I’m no longer being delicate about my distaste.

The AI generated hugging videos are repulsive

No way am I going through another store closer☹️ In this damn economy?! I’m tired of finding another job.

Luigi and I have the same birthdayyyy🙊

Unpopular opinion: I hate knife blocks. You never know what kind of grime is in those holes😭

Whatever this is, I want it

While dead ass asleep, my fiance lifted his arm in the air and started waving for a very long time, it was a wave like he was happy to see someone?!?! WHOS THERE IM SCARED

Any recommendations when attempting to shift your career path from being in cannabis for so long? I’m scared I’ll look like a red flag.

Idk how I got to this side of the internet but I’ve been really enjoying dandruff peeling videos lately

Happy New Year🥳 Spending my life serving those that serve me back.

No way did one of the other assistant managers at my job just go on a rant about everything wrong with “females” while I’m just standing right in front of him 🧍🏼‍♀️

The noise of a family is calmness of the heart

daughter: i love you me: i love you daughter: i love you more me: i love you more daughter: omg mommy we are having a love fight

We finally finished The Handmaid’s Tale series and my soul is so heavy. To relatable for comfort with a story so bittersweet. But on a less delicate note, this show has the best character development and anti hero complex of any show around.

wish i had this level of confidence lol

Just wrapped the first presents of the Christmas seasoooon🥹

One of my guilty pleasures is too lurk on Zillow for neat houses then get really sad when the house I had zero intention to actually buy gets sold

Sometimes owning a black cat means thinking random vaguely cat shaped/sized black things are your cat.

💥 great gags! 💥

Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument

christ it feels like the last two weeks have been.... 5 months long...... I look back on things posted 3 days ago and go "what the fuck? It feels like that was literally weeks ago" My perception of time is totally broken

I accidentally cooked my apple crisp at 450 instead of 350 so now it’s like a brick of rock candy💀

I’ve been vape free for 22 days🥳

hating cats is a red flag idc

My coworker and I ordered takeout for lunch, I got Jimmy John’s and they got Subway. Our delivery drivers walked in the door at the same exact time💀

An apology without change is just manipulation

this movie is a great example of the Roger Ebert's Review of The Mummy phenomenon, where I cannot say any of this movie was particularly good except that i really really enjoyed watching it

I bought a bow for my wedding dress and discovered someone doing this with theirs after their own wedding?!?! *cries in excited to have a family*

How do I get to the shit post memes part of the sky?😭

No seriously😭😂

Ayo, where tf did the “d” come from in fridge??

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

Give yourself some grace

The worst thing you can tell me is I talk too much, you’ll never hear me speak again.

Once upon a time I tagged my new bf under this photo, so *naturally* my ex bf broke into my house because he seen it. This stupid gummy worm got me a PPO. Nature is beautiful.

this is a cow

Deadwood is NOT dead

Drop some ideas on how we should spend our elopement day❣️ 🔽⏬🔽⏬🔽⏬🔽⏬🔽⏬

My scheduling app for work, Deputy, really made a wrapped for the year?! I’m absolutely hollering😭😭😭 Thank you for reminding me how many days I spent NOT doing what I’d ideally like to be doing (frolicking in flowers) and that I wear more hats than I’m paid to wear.

Finally booked our Airbnb to elope at! 250 dayyyyys🥰

My discover tab is just gays and cats

My children, my babies, my fatties, my stinks. Doobie👔 and Pearl🎀

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches