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doinking an incredibly short field goal probably feels like walking confidently into a turnstile you didn't know was locked

submitted 69 days ago • 18 comments

submitted 80 days ago • 10 comments

this is so petty lmaooo

submitted 83 days ago • 67 comments

submitted 92 days ago • 31 comments

Come light a candle at the Strawberry Memorial

submitted 92 days ago • 15 comments

A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football

submitted 92 days ago • 159 comments

BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN’s Jeff Passan. It is the largest deal in professional sports history.

submitted 112 days ago • 60 comments

baseball is amazing because some of the owners are participating in the most expensive auctions of all time while others are like "if toppings are extra i should be able to give you pepperoni and get a discount on this pizza"

submitted 112 days ago • 18 comments

Playoff set.

submitted 112 days ago • 15 comments

A Statement from the Sickos Committee Commissioner.

submitted 113 days ago • 19 comments

Skattebo "A HUMAN WRECKING BALL"

submitted 113 days ago • 9 comments

So damn embarrassing. Abandoning necessary support for queer people because one player is bigoted show that you really don’t care at all.

submitted 117 days ago • 9 comments

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KD crossover on Wemby 🔥

submitted 117 days ago • 4 comments

so apparently the W just accidentally released the toronto team name??? toronto tempo is a choice lol

submitted 117 days ago • 42 comments

I’ve developed a little mantra over the course of a spectacular college football season that’s been brilliant in spite of—and occasionally because of—the millions of changes in the sport. They Can’t Make This Suck. We get to decide what matters. open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...

submitted 118 days ago • 12 comments

New: Kendrick Lamar announces Grand National Tour

submitted 117 days ago • 59 comments

Jameis Winston: "I'm just praying for the lord to deliver me from pick sixes"

submitted 118 days ago • 8 comments

me unhooking a woman's bra: sorry, i don't comment on womenswear

submitted 118 days ago • 77 comments

No more sports commentators saying "video game numbers" unless the athlete in question is putting up Jameis nonsense

submitted 118 days ago • 10 comments

Jesus as an 8yo, following his mother around the house, telling her facts about Minecraft: "MARY DID YOU KNOOOW that if a creeper gets struck by lightning it gets turbocharged? MARY DID YOU KNOOOW that there's a command to summon a mooseshroom? DID YOU KNOOOW that redstone circuits can--"

submitted 119 days ago • 14 comments

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Kash Patel apparently runs a "America First" clothing line. "Tired of seeing your money go overseas?" reads a product page. "Support your fellow Americans by purchasing a Protect Our People t-shirt." Shirt appears to be made on Next Level blanks ... which are made in Central America and Haiti.

submitted 118 days ago • 744 comments

Josh Allen throws the ball to Amari Cooper who laterals it back to Allen for a TD 🫡

submitted 119 days ago • 42 comments

Dion Dawkins setting trends

submitted 119 days ago • 4 comments

Planting flags is good and everyone should do it every time forever. This weekend's "recap": - The Egg Bowl died so every other game could live - Only one game lasted long enough, evidently - Yet another Fuck Ohio Week? Already?

submitted 119 days ago • 7 comments

put south carolina in the playoff i wanna see something

submitted 120 days ago • 5 comments

can I interest you in a Mario Cristobal, Ohio State Head Coach

submitted 120 days ago • 31 comments

submitted 120 days ago • 9 comments

As called by Todd Ellis on South Carolina Gamecocks radio & heard on the Varsity app:

submitted 120 days ago • 9 comments

A bowl of eggs?

submitted 121 days ago • 17 comments

we’re all gonna die watching this

submitted 121 days ago • 12 comments

They call it free football but it’s cost us everything.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

8th OT

submitted 121 days ago • 8 comments

every single player on the tech roster rn

submitted 121 days ago • 3 comments

CLEAN OLD FASHIONED HOOTIN AND HOLLERIN

submitted 121 days ago • 3 comments

That’s one of the most skillful fumble recoveries I’ve ever seen

submitted 121 days ago • 5 comments

No matter how this game ends I want everyone to know I fucking hate watching Mike Bobo call plays and always have

submitted 121 days ago • 24 comments

Save this image to your phone and have it handy for whenever you find yourself arguing with a family member today. It’s the ultimate digital Uno Reverse card. Flash it to their face and walk away.

submitted 122 days ago • 5 comments

71,000 people. 71,000 people have raised their hands and said, "We will stand by our pan this Thanksgiving and not burn down our homes."

submitted 123 days ago • 33 comments

No one has ever been down worse

submitted 125 days ago • 9 comments

i think that saquon barkley is the worst player in the history of football

submitted 126 days ago • 54 comments

who's drawing small horses better than the j-man. I'm at the top of my game.

submitted 126 days ago • 9 comments

Old Dominion staffer REALLY wanted that football back

submitted 127 days ago • 6 comments

Getting Indiana into the College Football Playoff

submitted 127 days ago • 15 comments

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PAC-12 CHAMPS

submitted 127 days ago • 13 comments