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holymountaineer.bsky.social
He/Him 34 New England Corgi dad and Software Dev Film based Genre Pervert and occasional real life one too I don't play as many RPGs as I'd like to. I help maintain the Pauper Cube. Remember to thank your new town manager and deal with that trolley
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Lore videos are the cuckold porn of worldbuilding.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I’m streaming tonight at 7:30!! The cubecon server is running Creatureless on mtgo and I’m either going to commentate/chill (if the pod fills) or draft/play if it doesn’t. There’s a couple spots left if you want to play. Boosting appreciated so I’m not streaming to an empty room :) #mtgcube

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact: you can use a person's name and pronouns without respecting them as a person

submitted 33 days ago • 13 comments

*sigh* yeah, it's a 4/4 hit here, fine, I'll read this one too.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Dudes will see this and just think “hell yeah”

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submitted 36 days ago • 72 comments

How motherfuckers from NYC look when they tell some joke about how "that'd be like ordering a hingle dingle in ferbertown" and no one laughs cause we don't know the entire history of the worst city on earth.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Truly gonna miss Lynch. He was one of the last forces for just truly idiosyncratic and weird art in film that found a home. I hope we can find another person out there who can bring even a fraction of the love and care and absurdity he brought to his work.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

RIP to the king

submitted 38 days ago • 5 comments

Me every time I see something involving the white satan Mark Zuckerberg. Truly demonic shit here, just writing out hate speech as examples of what they're chill with.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I had a lot of opinions about both smile movies (they're deeply mixed as an experience but the second is better) but this fucking thing is just rad as fuck. I hate it so fucking much and want to never see it again.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

RIP Bozo lol

submitted 45 days ago • 302 comments

look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

submitted 45 days ago • 59 comments

Currently I believe that the only ethical POSSIBLE uses of AI are accessibility tools and medical stuff that's been well and truly vetted. Machines are good at pattern recognition and that's it.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

ok, I'm very pro pervert in general, but this is a step (or 5) too far...

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

submitted 47 days ago • 23 comments

This was already on my radar, but the fact it's littered in @hodagrpg.bsky.social art is just icing on the cake. www.kickstarter.com/projects/bar...

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submitted 56 days ago • 33 comments

I'm a fucking giant grouper just deepthroating this bait. Whoever wrote this can gargle my taint balls and asshole.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity

submitted 49 days ago • 19 comments

Incredibly grim shit. Posting my actual feelings might get me in legal trouble for what I think should happen to folks who think this level of tech encroachment is good.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

I am old enough to remember when a website loading an obtrusive ad was a capital internet crime. Now any website is 80% ads by volume and whatever isn’t ads actively resists being read

submitted 49 days ago • 7 comments

Amazing how we've taken the sum total of human knowledge, made it universally available through great effort and investment, and then decided to actively fucking ruin it.

submitted 49 days ago • 24 comments

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

submitted 56 days ago • 607 comments

Look, I don't wanna sound too jaded, but man the earlier Ghibli stuff fucking HITS in a way the later work just doesn't.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I once took classes in a building where draft kings was headquartered. When i tell you the employees could be picked out with 100% accuracy from a vibe I'll quantify as "keeps an excel sheet of their sexual encounters wirh reviews" I am not remotely joking.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I was already sold on Tower Dungeon after binging through BLAME! but this adorable tiny mouse lady has me 110% in for this one.

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

What will be the abandoned malls of the next decade? Best answer: most of the internet. The web inevitably dissolves into link rot.

submitted 316 days ago • 4 comments

took the liberty to translate this comic from @linhadotrem.bsky.social cause I think more people should read it (hope it's correct)

submitted 50 days ago • 6 comments

Every time I see someone paranoid their phone is listening to them, I'm solemnly sworn to inform them "no actually, it's entirely fucking worse than that". We truly need to start reading fucking EULAs and hitting "opt out" more.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Deity Starting the new year off with some personal art. I feel like I only have time for personal work once in awhile these days. Anyway, this is a series I’d like to continue and hopefully can. For now I leave you with this new piece, 5000 limbs and all. Details and closeups in the comments below.

submitted 50 days ago • 45 comments

it seems that notch, the creator of minecraft, has decided to create a spiritual successor to minecraft. he plans to name it "racist minecraft"

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments