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My old man's a hat thief He wears a dustman's hat

“What do you want? I’m very busy.” “Afternoon, ma’am, my name is-“ “Who is it, Mom?” “No one, go finish your homework.”

Slava Ukraini. ✊🇺🇦

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

Ladybird book in the spotlight ‘Numbers’ (1959) with its evocative colours and hand-cut typography Artist: G Robinson

Whale Effigy Chumash (California, West Coast) c. 1200-1600

Shakespeare for today. Taxation. That's the wavering commons, for their love Lies in their purses, and whoso empties them By so much fills their heart with deadly hate. Richard II - Bagot to Greene.

open.spotify.com/playlist/47i... Fun thing to do and a happy trip down memory lane. Create a playlist of 1 song from every band you've seen. I did leave out a few support acts I didn't like (and Gary Glitter 😐). Share if you have one 🙂 Sis-in-law's idea. Playlist title from David Nolan's book.

Eek. It's 10 years today since I saw the Jesus and Mary Chain 30 year anniversary tour of Psychocandy. Double eek. Which means it's nearly 40 years since I ordered it from the local library for the princely sum of 25p and a raised eyebrow from the librarian. #feelingold

#TheFarSide by Gary Larson || est. #comic publication: 1984-86 || series run: 1979-95 & 2017-23

Ant going on a date.. 😅

“Be careful. When a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.” Albert Camus

#TheFarSide by Gary Larson || est. #comic publication: 1980-83 || series run: 1979-95 & 2017-23 > Love Week: Friday

Brilliantly put by @georgemonbiot.bsky.social

Really enjoyed this tonight. I'm not a massive LZ fan, but listening to Jimmy Page talking about his thoughts and processes was fascinating, and some of the live performance footage was so good that I found myself wanting to clap after each song. It's definitely worth seeing at a cinema.

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It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.

Sunday Night Shakespeare My salad days, When I was green in judgement. Cleopatra to Charmian Antony and Cleopatra

“Ladies, ladies… I need you all to stay together. Now, does everyone have their tickets?”

Today’s goals are to be as pedantic as Charles Babbage.

This plaque in Prague has been rubbed to a shiny gold because for centuries, passersby have touched the dog for good luck, and also to reassure him that he's a very good boy. 14/10

Sunday Night Shakespeare Our country sinks beneath the yoke; It weeps, it bleeds; and each new day a gash Is added to her wounds. Malcolm to Macduff. Macbeth.

Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11415043 From the 'Kids TV in History' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/kidstvinhistory/popular/ #KidsTVInHistory

I can understand how Zuckerberg would be upset about everything he says being leaked. I can only imagine what that would be like for me. *hours and hours of audio of me telling my dog that he’s the best dog in the world, how handsome he is and how much I love him*

“Pssst… You need eggs?” “Well, I don’t know…“ “I got the good shit. Grade A, jumbo.” “How much?” “You a cop? You have to tell me.”

Checking in on Kash Patel’s confirmation hearing:

Banada goose

Finally left the other place. Should have done it long ago (I haven't posted since the election), but there are some good people still on there who haven't come across yet and I shall miss their posts.

Sunday Night Shakespeare In the corrupted currents of this world Offence’s gilded hand may shove by justice, And oft ’tis seen the wicked prize itself Buys out the law. Claudius in Hamlet.

When she grows up, she will only like one band, and that band shall be The Lighthouse Family hahahahaha

#TheFarSide by Gary Larson || est. #comic publication: 1980-83 || series run: 1979-95 & 2017-23

Former DC Metro Police officer Michael Fanone has a message to the Oath Keepers founder who was just pardoned. We share his sentiment.

“OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

President Claudia Sheinbaum has proposed a compromise name for the Gulf of Mexico.

Wednesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

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Sunday Night Shakespeare Have more than thou showest, Speak less than knowest, Lend less than thou owest. Fool to King Lear.

Sunday morning 8am. "I'm going to get so much done today!" Sunday afternoon...

“Come and play with us, Danny.”