“Pssst… You need eggs?”
“Well, I don’t know…“
“I got the good shit. Grade A, jumbo.”
“How much?”
“You a cop? You have to tell me.”
“Well, I don’t know…“
“I got the good shit. Grade A, jumbo.”
“How much?”
“You a cop? You have to tell me.”
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"I might . . . have some more of them? My girlfriend has been on me to make poached eggs for WEEKS. . . Gimme a six pack."
"A six pack! You sure, man?"
"Yeah. Nothing left to lose."
“Sorry man, they got deported.”
“So, white ones only?”
“Welcome to America, buddy.”