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haha oh my god shut the fuck up and let me touch you

I’m the most optimistic pessimistic person ever

I think the evolution of tone tags used in online chats /j to being said out loud “are you slash j right now” is so cool. I love communication slash serious

ugh just remembered that misogyny is undeniably real and has concrete effects on the lives of everyone who has ever been a child

Someone needs to collect their auntie she’s tweeting about how Womanhood Is A Trauma again

It’s weird that I know that I am a man internally (and hormonally) but I still feel like I am only pretending to be a man. Maybe it’s not weird maybe I’m God’s most normal transsexual

Going home 🚐 💨

No sorry idk what that is

I just sweat like a Liter of water all over this apartment buildings staircase sorry

Trade your labor for protection

the law was never Real, the constitution & legal order was always applied unevenly, whatever suited the governing bodies at the time. the only 'checks & balances' were the government being composed of many different interest groups with sometimes conflicting but often mutually reinforcing goals.

Baby tapir Ume had her first encounter with the water dish and it’s adorable! 🥰

my problem with age gaps isn't that they're "problematic" (i.e. really fucking hot) but because of the disparity in skill. its like playing Melee with someone who doesn't know how to wavedash. completely unsatisfying

I’m just an ape with a phone… ook ook

I have no idea what’s going on, like, on a deep spiritual level

You know, theygab isn’t actually exclusive to ppl assigned that gender at birth. It is possible to be an afab theymab or an amab theyfab. I’ve met you people.

(Horror) your body pressed against another. it is not breathing.

Cant believe I didn’t learn about popping pimples until I was a twenty eight year old man

crack pipe? Just call it Anal Sex ,

i have powers

I will never understand the autistic fixation on trains, distance train rides are long and boring and expensive and inefficient compared to plane rides

You should not be punished for the unforced transgression of another.

“I’m sorry I have to do this, but please understand. There is nobody in heaven reigning judgment upon me. All I have is this one life, and it is a life I fear is coming to an end. If I do not do this now, I will regret it for the rest of my days.

I’ll say one thing about my friend group. They do be having pronouns

Annoying part of getting fat they don’t tell you about is your shirt always rolling up 🙄

Im hitting it at an Egregious angle

people in this city dont take earthquake safety seriously because it's easy to forget about the potential impact but every minor seismic event is a sobering reminder to live fast and ball hard

suckingham phallus

I love testosterone I love growing chest hair I’m less enthused about the butt hair but 🤷