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Sweet Posts from Honee (And her Dadda and Papi!)
PFP: Blankit (https://www.furaffinity.net/user/blankit)
💜 Autistic ❤️ SFW 💛 She/Her/They/Them 💚 Kid at Heart 💙
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Imagine being in an anime...you go to the store to buy a phone. Get an anime knockoff phone.
Bananasonic.
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I'm gonna guess the be'f is in someones' tummy right now. XD
Those do always get me verbally stimming though.
"hee hee...bef. BEHF. BEHHHHHHF."
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RAr...
In case anyone was curious as to what their calls sound like. They make a variety of sounds but they do not sound like red-tailed hawks. XD
More like a flute stuck in a fan or something. Personally I think their real sounds are kind of pretty.
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Yeah. I agree with this.
Heck those people. Take it back. It is meant for everyone. Not just certain people. Not just white people. Not just cis people. All of them.
The creator of the original made one with an extra lavender stripe representing diversity and TBH it's pretty nice.
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Ancient Roman: "It is the Library of Alexandria...but there are no scrolls. You access it with a tiny box! A TINY BOX. AND IT IS FREE OF COST!"
His Buddy: "That's amazing. That's wonderful. Bartender, cut Claudius off. He's had so much wine he's hallucinating about the magical scroll-box again."
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Francis: Rabbit creeper. RABBIT CREEPER! CARLOS WATCHES THE BUNNIES DO THE DIRTY!
Carlos: OH MY GAAAAAWD I DO NOT DO THAT. *flees the entire area in horror at the suggestion he creepily spies on rabbits*
Francis: *watches him go* Heh heh heh...that's one for me. >:3
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Carlos: Gonna get me them rainbow carrots. Gonna feed 'em to people at Pride.
Francis: NOBODY WANTS CARROTS.
Carlos: *offended noises* Pretty sure there are gay bunnies out there, sir.
Francis: *stares* Do you just...spy on the rabbits at the park? Like a creep?
Carlos: Mm no? No. Definitely not.
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So now I am referring to it as The Time-Traveling Elephant Blanket
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Carlos: But then I come back again.
Francis: He's hard to get rid of.
Carlos: But I grow on you eventually. <3
Francis: Like a fungus.
Carlos: BUT. A very fluffy and cute and adorable and snuggly and loving fungus. *blows kissies at Francis*
Francis: *sighs* Yeah. It's true. Come here you pest. <3
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But he's never going to change.
All I can say is after he dies his fuckin' ghost better just fuck right off into the afterlife or I'll suck him into a vacuum cleaner.
I just needed to have a rant. That is all.
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I fucking hate him so much. >_< And it makes me feel bad. Like, I haven't got enough to worry about with the state of the world let's just threaten your pets every fucking day.
I know he's old as shit. Had cancer. But fuck. At some point I wish he would stop and have some goddamn self reflection.
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This after all the screaming. He's gonna try to pull the "I am an old disabled veteran and they're being mean to me..." bullshit.
Sir, I am not the one out on papers after going up for a seven year stint. When the shit you do to me and mom gets out, it's gonna be your ass in the back of that car.
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But the fact of the matter is that his chronic mental abuse and desire for everything to be about him and fuck everyone else I want it my way NOW NOW NOW is not going to look good on him.
He tried to call 911 on me because I told him to shut up and sit down.
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She's been clawing at the furniture and the one poor cat is now terrified of shitting in the cat box because he has piled so much stuff around it she feels trapped. (She only uses the one in the bathroom.)
My belief is that he just thinks if he threatens me/the animals constantly I will rehome them
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For the mental abuse he keeps heaping on me and my mother.
Screamed at me, screamed at the cat, threatened to 'hold her down and bash her brains out with a hammer' and threatened for her to 'disappear' while I am at work one day.
Because she has been acting out BECAUSE HE HARASSES THEM ALL NONSTOP
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So...they got what they wanted but they never once stopped to think that the very thing they wanted was less than ideal. *nodnod* That tracks.
Hope he blows all kinds of "WTF?" into peoples' brains and they finally push back hard against the Pee Pee Police.
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Although I did have to just turn off a video once because the guy kept saying "The Dean people" and I'm like "Who the heck is he talking about? Dean people?"
Dene. The Dene people in Alaska. It's said closer to 'deh-na" (I can say it pretty much properly speaking aloud...thanks Molly of Denali. XD)
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LOL
Basically yes.
I'm OK with people mispronouncing things if they've never been around the area but I am still going to get a enormous giggle out of it.
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It is also always never not hilarious to me when someone who has never set foot in my state tries (and fails) to pronounce some of the city names. They're definitely not said the way you think they are.
(A lot of them are native/native influenced or just too damn many syllables and vowels.)
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(No, I did not fully watch the video. He made me too annoyed. XD)
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This would be like...if I went to a town, found the most clearly impoverished area and filmed it from my car going "OMG LOOK. *insert town name* is just crackhead corners!" while ignoring the face that two streets over everything is normal middle-class housing. >_<
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Not. Cool.
Mainly because it's just shitting on people for being poor. Trying to be edgy and just being a jackass instead.
(I _know_ he is avoiding the real main hubs/neighborhoods because I have personally been in many of the places he named. LMAO)
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Are you gonna try to do a kitty ninja move with the candle like this guy?
Have a happy birthday (and don't burn your bappy paws!)
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It took me entirely too long to remember that shag carpet was not sHINY. It was mixed colors to make it interesting to look at. LOL
The kitty fixes it. So shiny.
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Well, I mean they could just call them "Domestic Shorthair" or "Domestic Longhair" but that would take away the mystique of having a purebread trash goblin. XD
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Thankies! :D
I got the cake. Finally. Waited so long and then licked frosting like a gremlin.
*the war dancing begins again, only faster and funnier than before*
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Thanks. :3
(I got to eat my cake after dinner. XD)
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Not gonna lie, I would be staring at them like that .gif of Elmo.
"Get off of my porch before you get one of those things on your butt."
"What things?"
"MY FOOT. GET."
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Carlos: *slides them in his pocket and walks away without another word*
LOL
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They need to ship them in a little box with a note that says "You put me in a dark, dark little non-magic box!"
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Ya know what you're doing here?
You're mildewing, Mildew. You're mildewing.
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*cackles*
That's gonna be the solution to everything now.
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You're gonna be portable before you know it. :D
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Carlos: *looms and stares at you* *leans closer* So...you got any of that orange mango? Or peach apple? She likes the fancy stuff with two names. :3