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honey-badger.bsky.social
High-deas. Not a real lawyer. Also not a real badger. Be excellent to each other.
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Getting old is fun, the list of medicines you’ll probably be on for the rest of your life are like merit badges. Currently I have Heartburn but I’m actually at risk of losing my Blood Pressure badge.

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By the way, EndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt(REM).mp3 hitting real different these days.

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I don’t know if it’s limited time or just new but blackberry Dr Pepper tastes… exactly like you would expect blackberry Dr Pepper to taste.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

My take on separating the Art from the Artist was a lot easier when I didn’t care for anything these problematic fucks had created.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

My nephew has been sneaking Christmas candy all afternoon but I’m no fucking narc.

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If it helps with your anxiety at all, four fifths of all animals are nematodes.

submitted 82 days ago • 517 comments

Was just picturing someone coming over and finding the little baggie of catnip in the medicine cabinet because it goes in the cats corner brush thing just outside and thinking I have weed out like a savage.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Is there a name for whatever that feeling is when you’re propagating a sick meme on Bluesky, but you’re also trying to do a decent job with the alt-text and by the time you’ve finished making a written account of a dumb meme the dopamine hit of sharing said meme has worn off? @hankgreen.bsky.social

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

So it’s officially ok to have Xmas decorations out so we have the cats favorite tunnel thing and we love it but also why did it have to be made out of the same plastic they made sunchip bags out of?

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My cat is working up to a wicked hairball and I just picked her up and she sounds like Aunt Pearl did just before she went to Jesus.

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It’s so nice to be at the stage of a lifetime of a platform when everyone mostly agrees the people running it are working hard and doing a good job. Let’s enjoy that while we can!

submitted 94 days ago • 312 comments

Talkspace /Eats/

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EVERY DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Merry #Christmas

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Home Depot got the new Benedict Cumberbatch Christmas Decorations in Everybody.

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

I just keep repeating to myself the arc of history bends towards bodacious, or whatever that quote is.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to start making and distributing prohibition bathtub seed oils when RFK Jr. bans them.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a lot that the democrats could have done differently. Personally I would have liked them to go far left rather than try to court moderate voters. But I get the strategy; “maybe we can give people an out if they personally find Trump gross.” But the thing is,

submitted 115 days ago • 22 comments

I’m walking a tightrope between “depressed” and “you’re a middle aged white dude, this won’t be that bad for *you* specifically just stop feeling empathy for others and you’ll get through this” - how y’all doing?

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So in notes from the LinkedIn trenches there’s a recruiter out there who requires you to use Skype to screen with them and…

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

Idea: Succession but it’s like the Trump family so it’s like a very low rent, real housewives version. TM TM TM I just need executive producer credit and maybe unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks if you want to option this.

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What dark sorcery has Taco Bell woven into their app that allows it to bypass silent mode on your phone to let everyone in earshot know that you just made a poor life decision?

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

Was owed 5 cents in change today and made a killer Nickelback joke but the cashier was too young to get it.

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I just went through a box of my old yearbooks and stuff my parents gave me recently and in it are two college commencement programs for graduation and I just want to say I respect the power play of backdooring their junk-to-get-rid-of into my junk-to-get-rid-of under the guise of sentimentalism

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Boy I can’t wait to see what a new Joker-Harley Quinn movie does for online dating. Could be worse than a second Trump term.

submitted 325 days ago • 0 comments

Alright giving up weed for Lent, don’t @ me if I’m less funny for the next month or so.

submitted 380 days ago • 1 comment

Thinking about getting on LinkedIn and just riffing out some motivational drivel

submitted 532 days ago • 0 comments

“The cat’s on the ennui box again”

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ITS TO HARD - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 547 days ago • 3 comments

Thinking what past me would think if I could tell him that in the future I would be having a mini existential crisis about wasting a half hour of my life scrubbing the air fryer grate versus the environmental impact of just ordering a new one online.

submitted 543 days ago • 1 comment

Nice. @justinmcelroy.bsky.social

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