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I’m just trying to get a window seat on the way to hell
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I was trying to get this house cleaner to come by and give us a quote but she’s acting like the FBI and sends on text every two business days

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Discover

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I knew a whole week with my grandma in my house was pushing it

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my grandma saw my Asheville Dispensary sticker and said, “You know I heard that the marijuana now is full of chemicals. More chemicals than back in the day.” Me: everything is a chemical. Water is a chemical.

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Sharing this for Black graphic designers in need of a job. Therapy for Black Girls is hiring therapy-for-black-girls.homerun.co/senior-graph...

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not my best friend acting brand new since I had my baby

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my grandma has the keyboard clicks enabled and on loud

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I’m so fucking sick of Tory Lanez just rot in prison you miniature piece of shit

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there are people on the internet arguing about whether or not Hank Hill is a Trumper

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why did I stop listening to Sinisterhood

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dabs feel a bit crackish tbh

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my grandma and my baby pure love

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buccellati or nothing

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VCA gives sex worker to me (no judgement, ijs)

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we were hurricane planning and it looks like the best place for us to go in the case of an evacuation is Chattanooga 5 hours away lol

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my grandma just told me that my mom is taking my 17 y/o sister to the Kendrick Lamar Juneteenth concert Bitch wtf I couldn’t even go to a party

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my 9 y/o has way more of a robust social life than I did at his age this kid has been in his friends’ pools all week

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sent my husband to pick up my son from his (kid’s) friend’s house friend’s dad is a talker and so is my husband this man has been there for TWO HOURS I’m living my best life but these two. Geez.

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I hate a typo

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making up for the all of the sushi I didn’t eat last year when I was pregnant

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I hate how long it took for me to try sushi. so many years lost 🥲

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Sherri Papini is not well

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I have hella first world problems

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my grandma is visiting tomorrow and I’m so excited but also overwhelmed by trying to clean and organize my house

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Against all odds, Joni Ernst has made it worse

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my baby learned how to clap! he just started clapping out of nowhere today exciting for everyone he also learned that he doesn’t have to lay on his back while I change his diaper exciting for only one of us

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Target's bold "Pride" collection this year features a colorless hoodie with the words "Out Loud & Proud" written teeny tiny only the string.

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liquid death is so much better than la croix that mouth feel

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my husband loves a spaghetti and fish combo Idk where it comes from but it’s not bad. Just a little bit weird

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I'm Dr. Annie Andrews. I’m a pediatrician, not a politician. But either way I know how to handle people who are full of sh*t. Today I am announcing my campaign for US Senate to replace Lindsey Graham. Share this if you're with me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8wM...

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Gwen Stefani sucks yall I’m sad too

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what the fuck is up with ICE? jeans and a Kevlar helmet? what are we doing?

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“lemon pepper wings with fries and blue cheese” “ok wings…what dressing?” “I told you” “I don’t think you did” marriage

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ten wings shouldn’t cost $15

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lemon pepper wings and blue cheese have such a…big space in my heart

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@bsky.app So I need yall to let us upload our own gifs on our posts, add a draft folder, and add the ability of run to send images and our own gifs in our DMS. Yall see me mention yall at least once a month. 😭

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I Will by Danny Brown really takes me back lmao

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Brian Steel loves to move for a mistrial I have never seen a trial where this man hasn’t called for one

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(high pitched screaming)

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those Hermes sandals look like jail slides

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For those who enjoy cucumbers. www.allrecipes.com/cucumber-rec...

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I planned for this to be a beach week so of course it storms every day

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my husband: SpaceX- me: it blew up?! my husband: it blew up.

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floral half sleeves are so millennial (I have a floral half sleeve)

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We’re almost to the season finale… who will take the top spot?

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