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my husband and I were watching Straw last night and I fell asleep with an hour left he said he finished the movie then he said…I don’t think Tyler Perry likes black women

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Lego art 🍳 😄

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“Monetize” has fucked up everything.

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I’m peopled out and my grandma has to come back because the flight got pushed back again

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Just found out that my favorite online plant shop closed and I’m a little gutted tbh

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my grandma was supposed to fly out at 11 AM but the flight didn’t have AC and it’s been pushed back multiple times now, it’s allegedly supposed to leave around 7 pm ☹️

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Reports that ICE ran a barricade and hit protesters in LA

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the baby started talking a little this week!! she now distinctly says “hi” “bye” “dog” “up” and “Boss Baby is actually very insensitive to baby culture but it’s okay if you didn’t know that”

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bluesky, where you go to be yelled at by people who agree with you

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hella AC trucks in my neighborhood the south has hit consistent Hell temps

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lol why does this feel like an episode of Succession?

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still screaming internally

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Men are too emotional to use social media

submitted 3 days ago • 133 comments

fell down a hole en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenomask

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every grindset, manosphere influencer is on the phone with their PR team asking whose side they should take

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something is in the air because everyone is agro

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omg bitch I forgot Sinners is out on digital

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What do we think chat? Do I do a Blacksky soft-fork of the bsky app? - Still use your bsky login but has Blacksky branding and support/feedback forms - Blacksky Trending replaces Discover as the default feed - @blacksky.app are the default moderators - (eventually) private community-only posts/feed

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I need my brows threaded in the worst way

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I have never seen a clip of this woman looking like anything but a complete dumb ass

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a man today told me that he doesn’t speak English well but he said my hair is beautiful (in the sweetest accent) it’s the little things

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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

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STOP USING TWITTER

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I told my husband to buy salmon for dinner tonight and this mf bought frozen salmon instead of fresh now I’m ready to make dinner and the meat isn’t thawed now I understand my mom’s frustration when I forgot to thaw the meat after school

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I would get a Tesla Lyft driver

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

saw on the Lyft app that I’m a verified rider and I clicked the link that explains what the fuck

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my tire has a nail in it so I can’t drive to my appointment and this Lyft driver doesn’t have AC

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screaming internally at everyone I have to deal with today

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there is not a single fast-casual chain bread that surpasses the cheddar bay biscuit. the cheddar bay biscuit is one of the greatest foodstuffs this country has ever produced. if you went back in time and gave a cheddar bay biscuit to george washington, the intensity of flavor would kill him

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Mfs will point out an issue in society and look to not solve it. Perfect example: deadbeat dad shit. Niggas will actively complain about these children having no “father figures” and wont look to do mentorship, or even simply talk to the kids. Mfs will “that’s not my problem” some shit to death

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Good morning ☀️ Epidemiologists love counting, so we counted — it’s been 86 days since we’ve heard a peep from Susan Monarez, our agency head hopeful. What do you think happened? Alien abduction 👽, accidental deportation to El Salvador ✈️, or something else? Please speculate wildly below.

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Stop avoiding your banking app, go look at what you've done.

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

I just feel like having 10 teeth at nine months old is crazy

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

my baby has four teeth coming in again, early, again

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the pizza delivery guy said I have a cool house dope

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I was trying to get this house cleaner to come by and give us a quote but she’s acting like the FBI and sends on text every two business days

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Discover

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I knew a whole week with my grandma in my house was pushing it

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my grandma saw my Asheville Dispensary sticker and said, “You know I heard that the marijuana now is full of chemicals. More chemicals than back in the day.” Me: everything is a chemical. Water is a chemical.

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my husband and I were watching Straw last night and I fell asleep with an hour left he said he finished the movie then he said…I don’t think Tyler Perry likes black women

Lego art 🍳 😄

“Monetize” has fucked up everything.

I’m peopled out and my grandma has to come back because the flight got pushed back again

Just found out that my favorite online plant shop closed and I’m a little gutted tbh

my grandma was supposed to fly out at 11 AM but the flight didn’t have AC and it’s been pushed back multiple times now, it’s allegedly supposed to leave around 7 pm ☹️

Reports that ICE ran a barricade and hit protesters in LA

the baby started talking a little this week!! she now distinctly says “hi” “bye” “dog” “up” and “Boss Baby is actually very insensitive to baby culture but it’s okay if you didn’t know that”

bluesky, where you go to be yelled at by people who agree with you

hella AC trucks in my neighborhood the south has hit consistent Hell temps

lol why does this feel like an episode of Succession?

still screaming internally

Men are too emotional to use social media

fell down a hole en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenomask

every grindset, manosphere influencer is on the phone with their PR team asking whose side they should take

something is in the air because everyone is agro

omg bitch I forgot Sinners is out on digital

What do we think chat? Do I do a Blacksky soft-fork of the bsky app? - Still use your bsky login but has Blacksky branding and support/feedback forms - Blacksky Trending replaces Discover as the default feed - @blacksky.app are the default moderators - (eventually) private community-only posts/feed

I need my brows threaded in the worst way

I have never seen a clip of this woman looking like anything but a complete dumb ass

a man today told me that he doesn’t speak English well but he said my hair is beautiful (in the sweetest accent) it’s the little things

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

STOP USING TWITTER

I told my husband to buy salmon for dinner tonight and this mf bought frozen salmon instead of fresh now I’m ready to make dinner and the meat isn’t thawed now I understand my mom’s frustration when I forgot to thaw the meat after school

I would get a Tesla Lyft driver

saw on the Lyft app that I’m a verified rider and I clicked the link that explains what the fuck

my tire has a nail in it so I can’t drive to my appointment and this Lyft driver doesn’t have AC

screaming internally at everyone I have to deal with today

there is not a single fast-casual chain bread that surpasses the cheddar bay biscuit. the cheddar bay biscuit is one of the greatest foodstuffs this country has ever produced. if you went back in time and gave a cheddar bay biscuit to george washington, the intensity of flavor would kill him

Stop avoiding your banking app, go look at what you've done.

I just feel like having 10 teeth at nine months old is crazy

my baby has four teeth coming in again, early, again

the pizza delivery guy said I have a cool house dope

I was trying to get this house cleaner to come by and give us a quote but she’s acting like the FBI and sends on text every two business days

Discover

I knew a whole week with my grandma in my house was pushing it

my grandma saw my Asheville Dispensary sticker and said, “You know I heard that the marijuana now is full of chemicals. More chemicals than back in the day.” Me: everything is a chemical. Water is a chemical.

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not my best friend acting brand new since I had my baby

my grandma has the keyboard clicks enabled and on loud