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Cartoon fatties and other lewdness. Expect weird stuff.
Older than 30 - that's all I'll say.
🔞ALL characters depicted are 18+. MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED.🔞
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Honestly, if THEY can get away with it, then you should feel no guilt either.
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Damn...this is how I find out about it too. Smile is one of my all-time favourite albums.
RIP to a true genius.
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These people don't believe in objective truth. They never have. They look at science and education as these "ivory tower" elites who don't have the interests of the "common man" at heart. That's why it's so easy for them to dismiss the positions of experts - to them, *everything* has an agenda.
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Isaac Asimov seriously said it best:
"The strain of [US] anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'"
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THIS. ☝️
LET THIS GENTLEMAN COOK. ☝️☝️☝️☝️
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Leave. Twitter.
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Pffff yep, with how lightning fast some artists are at this you pretty much *have* to play it as soon as possible to avoid spoilers.
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Uncomfortable truth: "Queen of Spades" porn is just bestiality for racist people.
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Dare I ask what state you live in...?
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"Lady moobs."
So....boobs?
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Heeeey, a most Happy Birthday to you!! 😃 🎉🎂🎉
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Woo!! A VERY Happy Birthday to you Mabo!! 🎉🎂🎉
As always I've been incredibly honoured to call you my friend! Here's hoping things improve considerably from here! ❤️
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That's the entire point. These people don't see porn art as worth any real effort or merit; they see it just as junk food that can be made on an assembly line.
For them, removing the human component is a feature, not a bug.
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💖💖💖
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Please don't take it personally - it's my problem, not yours. I love all you guys and appreciate everything you guys send to me and show me. 💖🙌
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My favourite Sally McBoing short!
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DAMN, going for the scorching hot takes now I see.
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YES! The international anthem of our kind. 🫡
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Oooh, colour me curious!
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You rang? 👀
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It honestly takes me back to the Great Outage of '08.
Good times, good times...
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....Writing down that name for later.
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In that case I hesitate to show you my own Moony art...
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At this rate, I just hope if there's ever a future monument for the victims, that my name is at least included on there.
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One of my most quoted YTP lines. Thank you. 🙏
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Bless you for that Frank Zappa reference. 👌
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When the true horror that is the 34th rule of the internet finally hits you.
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THIS!!! ☝️☝️☝️☝️
The presentation and atmosphere are what sells the entire thing. There's just this omnipresent air of bleakness and despair that makes your skin crawl.
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By far one of the greatest opening sequences in horror film history. Still an absolute classic. 👌
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I swear, when that whole meme started, I was like "Am I the ONLY person who ALWAYS knew it was Berenstain...?"
Maybe that's my problem - I'm from that other universe.
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👀👀👀👀...
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He's literal scum of the earth, so this doesn't surprise me.
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See nude and slightly lewder versions exclusively on Patreon for only $1!
www.patreon.com/c/hornymusta...
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MUSTARD?! Don't let's be silly.
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All I'm imagining is her sounding like one of those goats who just go "WAAAAUUUHHHHH."