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horsescam.bsky.social
having a good time online & that has always been the case
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idk what clout is but my great grandpa got to america & started growing coffee beans in bayonne & got in the local paper for it so I am chasing that high, likes don’t super matter all that much

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I need to stop saying insanely mean things to my coworkers about consultants & ending the sentence with ‘lol but love & light I guess’

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

2025 interns are here at work or as I like to say, Privileged Twinkfest 2025 is upon us

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

one time a pretty girl in high school soft friended me while she was dating a guy I had a crush on. she eventually broke up with him, but by then I started ‘dating’ my high school ‘gf’ & to this day I wonder how many gay guys allison went after in college

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I like that there’s a harry potter where hermoine is so overachieving that she’s doing c0ke equivalent of magic by being in 2 places at once lol girl just do gas station caffeine pills

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I love new jersey for a variety of reasons but like, what other state is producing amazing shit like assemblywoman defuccio, texas WISHES she had the juice like this

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

christians need to go back to christ’s values, specifically hanging out with whores because holy shit did I hear the most salacious story about a 3 way and only my top tier slut friends could delivery that

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve realized who nicole reminds me of and I love her so much now

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

turning up a rebecca black hyperpop banger loud enough to burst my eardrums but also let the woman walking in front of me know I’m not a threat

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I really love that fiona apple’s whole deal is like ‘all the percussion on this album came from various rocks I found by the creek. there wasn’t a man within 8 miles of my home studio. my dog executive produced every track but he doesn’t count as a man’

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

i’m constantly such a bitch about my husband not locking the car but not only did I leave the car unlocked overnight but with the keys to the house, my airpods AND the back windows open

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I like a lot about catholicism except for their goals and the resulting effects therein

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve been away from consulting too long. i’ve turned into the client who’s constantly like ‘what if you just get it done after I ask you for something in writing and on every call we have. what if the money I’m giving you was for you to do the work.’

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t think anne hathaway has a butthole. I think god just deals with that for her

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

why am I never man on the street interviewed for a salacious news item. I am so good at improv and can sound really insane at the drop of a hat 😡

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

everyone in the club clearing a bike path through the dance floor for the recumbent twink

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

I hope I get buried with my box of cables like a modern Pharoah

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

the woman with a laptop that I often work/read next to at one of my local haunts confirmed for me exactly what I expected, writer lol if I befriend her I will catalog it here

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment