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having a good time online & that has always been the case
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it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy

submitted 12 hours ago • 54 comments

not really gonna wow anyone with my latest bit with the current state of things on here but I’m gonna play a game of how long will it take for my husband to notice my new switch is new

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,

submitted 17 hours ago • 43 comments

x, the everything app. it’s got kanye egging on two billionaire pedophiles, it’s got government contract shutdown threats, it’s got presidents on epstein docs,

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

submitted 18 hours ago • 67 comments

we’re soooooo close to the ‘no HE has a weird fucked up dick’ fight I can feel it

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna hold your dick when I tell you this,

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

open up my bank app to pay off my credit card immediately to pretend I didn’t make this snap purchase & no one remind me plz

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

idk what clout is but my great grandpa got to america & started growing coffee beans in bayonne & got in the local paper for it so I am chasing that high, likes don’t super matter all that much

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I need to stop saying insanely mean things to my coworkers about consultants & ending the sentence with ‘lol but love & light I guess’

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

2025 interns are here at work or as I like to say, Privileged Twinkfest 2025 is upon us

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

one time a pretty girl in high school soft friended me while she was dating a guy I had a crush on. she eventually broke up with him, but by then I started ‘dating’ my high school ‘gf’ & to this day I wonder how many gay guys allison went after in college

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I like that there’s a harry potter where hermoine is so overachieving that she’s doing c0ke equivalent of magic by being in 2 places at once lol girl just do gas station caffeine pills

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I love new jersey for a variety of reasons but like, what other state is producing amazing shit like assemblywoman defuccio, texas WISHES she had the juice like this

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

christians need to go back to christ’s values, specifically hanging out with whores because holy shit did I hear the most salacious story about a 3 way and only my top tier slut friends could delivery that

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve realized who nicole reminds me of and I love her so much now

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

turning up a rebecca black hyperpop banger loud enough to burst my eardrums but also let the woman walking in front of me know I’m not a threat

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I really love that fiona apple’s whole deal is like ‘all the percussion on this album came from various rocks I found by the creek. there wasn’t a man within 8 miles of my home studio. my dog executive produced every track but he doesn’t count as a man’

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

i’m constantly such a bitch about my husband not locking the car but not only did I leave the car unlocked overnight but with the keys to the house, my airpods AND the back windows open

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment