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i'm mar! here for creatures and friends and little else ♏
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"rachel, you just moved up from jv, so we didn't really know you--" oh my god she took allie's place

don’t talk to me or my son ever again

if you catch me crying in a joann fabrics please be patient

star shower 🌟✨💫

girl i'm wearing 4 shirts what do you MEAN my temp is 96.8

rummaging through my purse like the thing i need will magically appear if i keep digging

slept for five hours in a row😭 girl why now

also I washed my hair at 7 and it's not dry yet and i think that's outrageous

gonna try so hard to not stare at the wall for the next ten hours

going through the connections backlog and this is fun

ten months today! celebrating by cleaning and hopefully obtaining a belgian waffle

this song is so obscure i checked multiple lyric websites before finding the true lyrics on a guitar website

i like my long hair but it's such a Problem whenever i clean or do laundry or vacuum

I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real

rewatching yellowjackets ep 1 and taissa kicks the ball to jackie's head and it bounces off into the goal? yeah that's very team captain jackie

craving the hell out of a burger with a grilled cheese bun

A Bunnet of Plums 🐇🌸

severance uses innie and outie to refer to the two consciousnesses in 'severed' employees. i so badly wish there was other terminology for this

tried the new thai place in town and am thrilled to report the one closer to me still wins

"i'm gonna tell them saturday morning" and then i slept till noon

well that was a weird dream

does hovertext still work on tumblr

if this website had drafts i'd already be up to like. 50

the yankees news reminds me of when johnny damon got traded & he was totally unrecognizable clean shaven

but i stay silly :)c

Daily bunny no.2871: "Surprise!"

マグマラシはかわいい

oh my god her name is hulkenberg

adding i want to make it to my aux playlist to see who gets it

devon had a crush on the other mom JFJFJFBEBSBSV JFJF????

i don't care about mark s. this is the helly dylan and irv show

so tired that keeping my eyes closed feels restorative yet i still can't fucken sleep

can't remember the last time i got more than 4 horus of sleep

sea slugs 🫧

also sometimes when he's annoyed at me he will simply slap me with no claws & walk away. message received thank you for being gentle