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I’m from the part of California where we have this view after a winter storm #559

Sometimes I just think about all the music we could’ve had if Ozuna didn’t become jealous of Benito’s success. I miss when they used to collab together

And this is why I picked up this extra shift today

I think I’m gonna try and get a car today

Someone asked for a holiday bonus on VOA and HR said our holiday meal was our bonus 🙃

This job got me feeling like a vato. Wym I have to work 5 12s? Im just a girl. A very old girl

I just want a cute girly car

I want a rose gold wrapped car

My son said he didn’t invite none of his friends to his party cuz our family don’t have filters for what we say. He knows whatever is said at the Tia’s table is out of my control 😂

Stop asking me what I want for Christmas if your budget is $10. Hot Cheetos and a Pepsi seems too obvious I guess

High school dance asking us to fundraise, and come to find out it’s for the whole dance department and not for my daughter’s competition fees. Fk that, fk yall, it’s over 300 dancers in all the classes, ask them

I lowkey feel like when you stop giving a fuck things start going your way 😂

Idk how but whenever I lose weight in my face, my forehead gets bigger

I grew up near the raisin capital of the world (remember the dancing Raisins?) i was indoctrinated from an early age

Government already has my DNA and fingerprints, so not like I have much privacy left to violate

That man been getting booed his whole career up there

All of a sudden Jeudy likes being booed at Mile High

I can’t wait til Wednesday.. cuz Black Friday and cyber Monday have me feeling my age. I need my day off badly

Found my old McFadden jersey and it fits my baby 🥹 now he has my DMC and my Tim Brown jersey

ecember will be filled with love. December will be filled with peace. December will be filled with healing. December will be filled with progress. December will be filled with blessings. December will be filled with happiness. December will be filled with opportunity.

Follow my girl!

I know I’m old because I laugh at shit my mom would find funny, and save it to show her

I laughed way too hard at this 😂

Just a reminder for anyone out shopping for me today…I do not want ANY birds for Christmas this year. I don’t care if you can get 2 turtle doves for the price of 1 or if there’s a 4AM door-buster deal on French hens. Zero birds. None birds.

Got my OT schedule. 5 12s for the next 3 weeks 😵‍💫 that’s gonna be me by Christmas lmaooo

Really about to go stand in line at the dispensary to get those Black Friday deals 😂

The bat my son wants is on sale tonight 💃🏻

My ex used to yell at me for putting the hanger through the neck of his pro clubs. So when we broke up, I stretched all his collars out before he took his clothes with him 😂 enjoy your huanga ass collars

I’m gonna need Netflix to have a Black Friday sale before I cancel my subscription and just buy a streaming box

Sorry I’m just going to call posts on here tweets

Wtf is this Amazon? Yall know damn well we want it for Christmas, not president’s day

Mmm no thank you. Let me try this again 😂

I did it!! And we had hella downtime at work

People are all like “don’t forget to wear your stretchy pants for thanksgiving” as if I haven’t been wearing them all year

I’m so close to 20k steps for the day

I really do 😍

Me with my back brace 😂😂

Tried picking up an extra shift and HR snatched it back so fast 😭 I thought I graduated and could do VET

My neighbors have a shed with a tin roof, and it’s my favorite sound when it rains