Just a reminder for anyone out shopping for me today…I do not want ANY birds for Christmas this year. I don’t care if you can get 2 turtle doves for the price of 1 or if there’s a 4AM door-buster deal on French hens. Zero birds. None birds. - ThreadSky

thisone0verhere.bsky.social • 86 days ago

Just a reminder for anyone out shopping for me today…I do not want ANY birds for Christmas this year. I don’t care if you can get 2 turtle doves for the price of 1 or if there’s a 4AM door-buster deal on French hens. Zero birds. None birds.

Comments

smallville1979.bsky.social•85 days ago

3 french hens? any good?

coffeeplease77.bsky.social•85 days ago

Has this been an issue in previous years?

canavesegirl.bsky.social•85 days ago

Maybe just one the size of a banana?

bethanyburr.bsky.social•85 days ago

*squeee*
Ohmygoshthepreciousbabyissoprecious! *gasps*

What is their name?!?

canavesegirl.bsky.social•85 days ago

That little squeaker is named Skipper and he is a clown!

bethanyburr.bsky.social•85 days ago

*waves to Skipper excitedly* Hi Skipper! Thank you! Enjoy your cute little clown! 💜

agent53.bsky.social•86 days ago

What if I got you a pear tree that comes with a complimentary partridge?

juststeve120.bsky.social•86 days ago

Man, Kohls has 6 Geese just laying around at door buster savings. Sure?

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•86 days ago

You didn't mention ducks. watch out for a big package it won't quack because it's a muscovy they don't quack

dommymommykat.bsky.social•85 days ago

Wow, racist much?

chasmanla.bsky.social•85 days ago

And what was playing right as this post came up in my feed?

sueb1967.bsky.social•86 days ago

None?

ingridmorse.bsky.social•85 days ago

How about a wee little egg? 🥚

sorien.bsky.social•85 days ago

But I just found this incredible deal on Calling Birds! Four-for-one! Surely...

carlywhitewood.bsky.social•85 days ago

But what about a pear tree that comes with its own free partridge, is that acceptable? Or still a no?

donnanado.bsky.social•82 days ago

But geese a-laying - 7 for the price of 1! How can you turn *that* down?!

maggielue.bsky.social•85 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

picklepolkadot.bsky.social•85 days ago

peteremmert2025.bsky.social•86 days ago

All these years I still can't figure out how six geese were laying 5 gold rings.
That must have been some hatching!

mamakatbird.bsky.social•85 days ago

Just send the 5 golden rings.

frankslartibart.bsky.social•85 days ago

I'll keep the maids a'milking as well

Hey! Don't blame me. My true love seems to be okay with it

misspittypat.bsky.social•86 days ago

I’ll take your birds. Do you have any chickens?
I’m thinking about keeping chickens so rfk jr doesn’t kill me with an egg.🍳

klezmerstyle.bsky.social•85 days ago

*glances nervously at all these swans I've got*

themysterymachine.bsky.social•85 days ago

the-smithlea.bsky.social•85 days ago

Andy on gifting Erin the 12 days of Christmas: "Is it my fault that the first eight days is basically thirty birds?"

#theoffice #12daysofchristmas

nanzereus.bsky.social•86 days ago

What if the pear tree already has a bird in it. Let’s say a partridge. What then.

bridgettereed.com•86 days ago

None birds! 😂🤣😂

neurospicyginger.bsky.social•86 days ago

What about twelve drummers?

thisone0verhere.bsky.social•85 days ago

My autistic ass will never forgive you

digory29.bsky.social•85 days ago

The lords-a-leaping are probably a better bet

bibliophile99.bsky.social•85 days ago

😝

andreajingling.bsky.social•86 days ago

.. well how about just the pear tree. If not I can always get an apple or a uh like. idk. plum?

jenmindelen.bsky.social•85 days ago

But the swans are so pretty and make excellent guard animals because they are also fraking terrifying...

2ems.bsky.social•86 days ago

I got you a pear tree.... There's nothing in it, I swear!!!

brainey-cobra.bsky.social•85 days ago

But it's a great place to put birds, if one was so inclined.

2ems.bsky.social•85 days ago

but nobody would dare be that devious...or would they!?!?!

brainey-cobra.bsky.social•85 days ago

Shhhhh! Not while he's watching!🪿🦆🐦‍⬛🦤🦜🦢

guymed.bsky.social•85 days ago

Not even a bushel of buzzards? Damn...this ruins everything!

thegrilledhamm.bsky.social•86 days ago

Well, see, this is why I go with the redneck gifts. How do 4 Big Mac tires sound?

paintmare1998.bsky.social•85 days ago

If those are good French Cooper Marans that lay the dark eggs you better go for them!

stevekarmazenuk.bsky.social•85 days ago

seasherm.bsky.social•85 days ago

This sounds like a personal problem.

thebeetlefixer.bsky.social•85 days ago

Partridge in a pear sauce?

academicfox.bsky.social•85 days ago

I got 78 birds here! Where do you want them?

4dognight.bsky.social•86 days ago

noted

patrickkmc10.bsky.social•85 days ago

What about bird-based Kaiju? Yay or rawr?

abookishgirl.bsky.social•86 days ago

Bold of you to think I can afford to skip straight to the purchase of nine ladies dancing! Those gals don’t come cheap.

angharadbond.bsky.social•86 days ago

My furry little angel, catilla the hun would strongly object to the no birds policy, he is prepared to have all the bird gifts, you can have the rest!