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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

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So how’s it going so far?

submitted 29 days ago • 513 comments

It's hilarious to me that the racists who claim "white superiority" are the most inferior dumpster dwelling miscreants I've ever encountered. Like how tf do you look in the mirror and think anyone would look up to you?

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Come with me, And we'll pee, In a streaaaam of Willy Wonka chocolate

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My cat is having mouth problems so he won't eat dry foods. But he still begs at the pantry for treats until we put some on the floor for him. They stay there until the robot vacuum cleans them up. We're essentially feeding our Roomba.

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The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook).

submitted 46 days ago • 37 comments

Today is January 6th and no one is watching the Capitol be plundered, feces being smeared on the walls, and police officers being stabbed with American flags. Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.

submitted 48 days ago • 909 comments

"How to build a sex room" on Netflix is the only kind of reality TV I'm interested in watching. Not a joke, it's genuinely enjoyable.

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Me: follows 3 seconds later, via DM: "Hi." Me: unfollows

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🎀

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New year, same beliefs.

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In case we still need to clarify…

submitted 54 days ago • 185 comments

personally, i think one of life’s biggest mysteries is why the 4 Non Blondes song is called “What’s Up” when they clearly say “What’s Going On” repeatedly. this is why i never sleep.

submitted 56 days ago • 112 comments

I've cooked for men I should have poisoned. So...yes...I have self control.

submitted 58 days ago • 180 comments

But Make America Great Again… FOR SOME!

submitted 57 days ago • 474 comments

me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right

submitted 58 days ago • 362 comments

A story in two parts.

submitted 59 days ago • 1920 comments

This holiday season I decided to focus on what's important, so I'm filling out the paperwork to change my first name and take my wife's maiden last name. I will stick it to the man someday, dammit.

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Also, I convinced my daughter that Australians say "G'day" as a greeting and then "bidet" as a farewell. Bidet, mate!

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The best part of parenting is using modern slang so wrongly that your kids don't want to use it again.

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Ok, I get that I'm an adult but Hot Wheels is still making some rad shit.

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You can't just say "Goddammit!" and expect Me to damn it. There's a procedure. File the paperwork.

submitted 65 days ago • 224 comments

Let me put it this way: If you’re for a ban on abortion but against funding childhood cancer research, you are many things, but “pro-life” is not one of them.

submitted 65 days ago • 42 comments

‘“Faith without works is dead.” Yet you do nothing. You sit idle while CEOs are treated like royalty, and children like sacrifices.

submitted 67 days ago • 141 comments

💯

submitted 67 days ago • 396 comments

I love how all gospel songs are just like “yeah life is tough but one day it won’t be…when I die” LMAOOOOOOO

submitted 68 days ago • 312 comments

😔😔

submitted 68 days ago • 253 comments

Shamelessly stolen from IG, but it's a good way to sum things up. Old white men should not be in charge of everyone who isn't.

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I like how the best way to take pills is to trick yourself with some liquid.

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I’m 100% ok with gatekeeping incels. If you can’t handle a woman being the protagonist or a non-white person being the protagonist of a video game, I don’t think you deserve to play games.