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hotdragonassistant.bsky.social
Warehouse poet, very sassy 🏳️‍⚧️
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Amuse boof

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hey everyone! Sorry for the radio silence. thought i'd let you know what i've been working on for the past few years: i've been gathering my strength to kill everyone and create a new world ( atarashii sekai) in the ashes of the old! It's not quite ready yet but i'm SO excited to share it with you

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

Trying not to respond to every news update with “Gun”

submitted 12 days ago • 12 comments

still have insane fantasy of relationship with another artist who wants to make weird stuff together, appear in public like maniacs, etc. this is my dream

submitted 14 days ago • 9 comments

ACAB includes lamp pole grease.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

ds9 episode where a replicator malfunction gives o’brien bottom surgery

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

Acab includes linear time

submitted 188 days ago • 2 comments

I remember this every so often and I start cracking up

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

YOUR first draft doesn’t need to be perfect. but mine does

submitted 17 days ago • 33 comments

what's the difference between a burst appendix and chuck schumer? burst appendixes have killed fewer Palestinians

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

i want gayer games with gayer graphics made by the gayest people and i'm not joking

submitted 20 days ago • 229 comments

Smh if Sting didn't want to get sued by Nintendo he shouldn't have made a whole-ass hit song about sending out a NES OS

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

if the Canadian gov really wanted to get at American exports they'd allow Chinese EVs to enter the market

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

feverishly leaning back and forth between "joy is resistance" and "we are all going to die"

submitted 22 days ago • 33 comments

I forgot the word cash and said "money for grandpas"

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. 48 hours remain. WE DISCUSS: Fumbling Your Dragon Wife, Warframe, RDR Online, Lovesack, The Hobbit, Raising Arizona, Tanavast's Many Many Ls, Broken Oaths, Jasnah's Many Many Ls, The Voice, Molly Would Be A Great Odium, and more! www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

Reading about DeepSeek destroying OpenAI, etc. is like coming out of a bar at 2am and in the parking lot you see the Wizard of Oz in his faded emerald green underpants wrestling with Grandpa Sawyer from Chainsaw Massacre, both swinging punches that miss

submitted 27 days ago • 22 comments

i've got a type A personality. type A lot on da copuder

submitted 307 days ago • 7 comments

fuck dude no way

submitted 31 days ago • 10 comments

can someone tripsit me i took two flinstones vitamins and one of them was a barney i thought i could handle it fuck fuck fuck

submitted 32 days ago • 14 comments

Me (at gym): forget what you lift bro tell me what you dream! Bro: I was at my old middleschool but I was my age now and I was on some job demolishing the school and we were putting pieces of the building into this complicated machine that was spinning all those pieces into a fine silver thread

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE i forgot to post yesterday. WE DISCUSS: Warframe, Dark Souls 2, Luke Watched Totally Spies Season 7, Sea of Thieves, Too Human, The Listener Plot, Eye Spikes, Shardpens, Men's Problems, Taln Smokes Too Tough, Ashley Fujo Moment, and more! www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

They should give me a shot at the Voynich manuscript

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

You're a piece of shit @jaketapper.bsky.social

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Mario games are kinda mid

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

doing my mental emotional inventory with the increasingly deranged tone of "it's giving hollowed out diva, thousand yard stare tea, desiccated husk the house down, empty boots mama"

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Heaven forbid a girl have cooties jeez

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

I don't need to touch grass, I need to rot in a derelict field, to feed grass and finally become it

submitted 322 days ago • 1 comment

the clones i made off the genes of my long lost wife have unionized

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE we are so back. WE DISCUSS: Lorelai, Wick 2, Sonic 3, Golden Idol, Hard Ticket To Hawaii, Qud, Fidget Spren, Mistborn, Bodega Chull, Molly Is Dead, Planet Timeshare, Shallan: Gay Shipper, Skybreakers Are Assholes, Moash Cannot Win Ever www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

i want what they have

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

wish i had a chitinous shell

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

Finding my way to enjoy christmas music working retail by appreciating the often virtuoso performances but when I hear Andy Williams sing Whoop dee doo and Dickory Dock i want to kill myself

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

(cautiously at the farmer's market) and would you say your cow is... you know... a friend of Louis Pasteur...?

submitted 64 days ago • 41 comments

Peter Thiel is a shaved dog that runs straight on its hindlegs to the Hitler display at PetSmart

submitted 206 days ago • 2 comments