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God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors. Proud 5x recipient of the Orel Hershiser Award for Online Sportsmanship (2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023)
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This is a good argument, John. South Houston has a murderer’s row of delicious restaurants. Can you name four better restaurants than City Cafe, Magic Burger, Casarez, and Cherry Top?

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Folks sleep on Baytown, but it’s a beautiful city—hiking, sunbathing, dining, some of the hottest clubs in Texas—a city where you can really feel the energy.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Dude needs to get out more. Rankings are as such: 1. Pasadena 2. Baytown 3. South Houston 4. Channelview 5. La Porte … 1000: The Woodlands

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

#BringBackAbreu

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Awful send from the Arizona 3B Clark.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Texas Roadhouse’s corporate office is in Kentucky.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Sorry, Cleveland Ohio! According to Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, the sexual act of pooping on your partner’s chest is now called a “Dallas Steamer.”

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Gotta tip my hat to the young man for putting in all that work!

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Heard the young man had a second dong this afternoon?

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

Do we have an updated spring training roster?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

2025 Houston Astros: Agony is our Triumph.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

SACCO! VINDICATED! #AstrosAreBack

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Okay, I’ve seen enough. Bring back Bregman and Tucker.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I still hate the Turdinals

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Traffic signs in parking lots can kiss my ass. I’ll be damned if I’m going to let Walmart tell me how fast I can go or when I should stop.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I just did my taxes and am getting my $800 back. I’ll never be broke again!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I just want to thank the Toll Road Authority for reaching out to me today to collect my past due amount. $800 is a lot of money! I hardly even get on the toll road! But I’m glad I no longer have that hanging over my head.

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

Do Manfred next!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

When I first started at Arby’s, my then manager, Leonard G., took me to the side and said some important words: “Son, chickens aren’t the only animal that lays eggs.” I think about that a lot, especially now.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

My mom’s boyfriend, Glen, is in a lot of trouble this morning. Apparently, my mom went through his phone last night and saw he was exchanging messages with women from his CPAP Facebook group.

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Astros won 2 belts. Fans show up to the game. Why is Jim Crane is acting like a broke ass boy?

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

With Bregman and Cora in the dugout, this Red Sox team is going to start cheating in Spring Training.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

$40M per for Bregs? Is that right?

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

Alex Cobb is 37. It's time to go by Al Cobb.

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

This has a ‘Dwight is in charge of the healthcare plan’ feel to it.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

How did the Houston Texans lose to the Chieves? These guys suck!

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Is Jalen Rose the first guy to ever be named Jalen? I think, if true, that’s pretty cool.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Rangers 2023 World Series is voided.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Texans have experience taking advantage of the Browns. With that in mind, bring our distant cousin home.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Dave Coulier is Canadian but he hosts America’s Funniest People. This is highly problematic. What does this mean for the price of his zany commentary and Jackalope vignettes?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

This policy disproportionately hurts Rangers fans. Because of the new tariffs, Rougned Odor’s cheap shot on Jose Bautista is now 25% more cowardly.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking a lot this morning about the David Carpenter and JA Happ to the Blue Jays for Francisco Cordero, Ben Francisco, Joe Musgrove, Carlos Pérez, David Rollins and Asher Wojciechowski trade. Simpler times, before the tariffs!

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I’m a bit concerned that Donald Trump gave Little Finger free rein over the Treasury Department.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

do you know how bad you have to be as president to make the Luka to Lakers thing the 2nd dumbest trade related news of the last 24hrs

submitted 35 days ago • 26 comments

Trump Dallas Mavericks 🤝 TERRIBLE at trade

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t live far from Pasadena Memorial High School. Apparently some weirdo walked into a drumline competition and shot someone.

submitted 36 days ago • 5 comments

That’s a big ass star next to the moon. Is that the ghost of Carlos Lee?

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

Is Crown Royal about to become super expensive? That’s Glenda L.’s favorite drink.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments