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God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors. Proud 5x recipient of the Orel Hershiser Award for Online Sportsmanship (2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023)
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My name is Andy and you gave me a dirty look first.
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I believe he suggested that other people, namely the elderly, were offering to die for the economy.
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Text from an email account.
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How much did these replica rings cost? Is Jimmy poor?
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Every time I see a picture of Minute Maid Park, my nutsack sticks to the inside of my leg. Now you’re saying Jimmy has the a/c bill paid and still can’t bring back Bregs?
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$40M to Jim Crane is pocket change. Bro just got a shit ton of that air conditioner money.
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This is a good tweet, Chris.
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My mom makes me a glass of milk with dinner every night and I don’t have a single shirt that’ll even touch the top of my britches.
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Dammit. This is so much better than what I said.
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Like what the fuck are we doing here?
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My mom wants to know which one
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Soakers is good. Salt Lake Salties. Utah Fightin’ Morms. Salt Lake Cities. Utah Salty Lakers. Salt Lake Snow Puppies.
We just came up with six way better names.