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house-of-stu.bsky.social
Nerdy welder by day. Nerdy DM by every second Thursday night. Love my annoying cat, but I’m a proud uncle to a bunch of awesome dogs too.
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Better start investing in Acme.
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Ffs.
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Take it one step further. Kids should be allowed to discover that LEARNING is a pleasure, not just something that teachers make you do at school.
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To be fair, Gianmarco, Trump is very stupid.
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Gotcha. Thanks.
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Umm… I know this isn’t the important question, but was “Shame Shame Shame” a thing before Game of Thrones? When Hannah Waddingham sees this happen in real life, does she get to feel just a little responsible for the moment?
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Snack to the Future.
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Night of the Living Dead but every single bit of music is replaced with “Spanish Flea.”
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“A matter of time?” The man is so deranged that at this point, any melting he does would be a “melt up.”
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Yeah, even Jerry Spring would have steered clear of this.
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They missed a golden opportunity.
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I think about this line a lot when Trump starts acting like a whiny little diaper rash.
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Captain Sphincter. He doesn’t deserve a pun.
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I see what you did there.
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Former South African here too. I definitely agree.
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Funny how that happens.
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BRING. BACK. BLOCKBUSTER.
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The “Fuck You, Pay Me” President.
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Mistaken identities. Comedies of error. Intergenerational character dynamics. Sexual innuendos abounding. Set on an island in the Mediterranean, everyone ends up finding true at a wedding that only spans a few days. Honestly, I know MM2 made you think of Orpheus and Eurydice, but isn’t this Puck?
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The Angel Cat approves.
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It’s like Dobby and The Jesus Monkey had a love-child. And I can’t look away.
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Is it just me, or does that look like Elon?
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I know it says LoTR, but I don’t think they mean this version.
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The day they circumcised this guy, they threw away the wrong piece.
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We can’t send enough kids off to war. Time to blame the doctors.
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IYKYK
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He’s not even playing checkers. He’s playing tic-tac-toe, and he’s losing to the chicken.
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Just sayin’.
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@erikactingout.bsky.social Thanks, bud!
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All of Canada. Iykyk.
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Illegal Eagles.
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The penguins know. They are not impressed. They are coming…
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Yeah. No shit things got more expensive.
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“The penguins.. what can I say? They’ve been treating us very very badly. They say they’re a bird, but I’ve never seen them fly. And those aren’t real tuxedos. So rude. I know more about suits than anyone on the planet. That’s why I’m am tarrifing the penguins. The winning is good.”
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Bwaaaam.
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