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Just a smartass pretending to be a duck. Quack. (Same as the Kinja dude. Press Secretary of #Twinja.) Started a blog. Here's hoping. (He/Him.)
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This is all good but once again: why would you ever buy a game at launch now. Enjoy your beta bro, that'll be 70 dollars bsky.app/profile/hazz...

submitted 9 hours ago • 5 comments

new from me!

submitted 17 hours ago • 48 comments

buying anime

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter? employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked manager: what

submitted 1 day ago • 63 comments

Grok’s going to get one of Musk’s updates again. Can’t wait to see what conspiracy theory it just repeats nonstop this time.

submitted 1 day ago • 77 comments

it sucks so much shit that AI is making everyone who cringely posted 'Idiocracy was a documentary' every chance they got right

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I sometimes wonder if we systematically overthink things and miss the fact that America is stacked to the gills with rubes www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...

submitted 1 day ago • 51 comments

at what point do teachers just give up and bite down on a grenade we're cooked

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Totally irresponsible to behave this way having decades of experience now knowing how the internet works

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Had some fun with some recent Marvel Legends acquisitions Meet Maximum Hulk and X-23 and Warpath

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It's crazy how all these Non-CoD games do insanely well for Activision and then Activision just decapitates the studio that made them and puts their corpse on CoD anyway

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

"wholesome" is when you're horny but not anime, "cozy" is when your chat is racist

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

Fun fact: when I first reported at Kotaku in 2018 that Dragon Age 4 was rebooted to become a live-service game, BioWare studio head Casey Hudson wrote this on Twitter. But it was not entirely truthful. In reality, the game was being designed around cooperative multiplayer, replayable missions, etc

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

Thank you Google AI. I love when Reddit makes announcements like this.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Once again: Insane that EA leadership seemed so amicable to ME over Dragon Age since Mass Effect HAS ALWAYS SOLD WORSE THAN DRAGON AGE bsky.app/profile/jaso...

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

When a team fires its coach and the world quickly finds out it has no plan for what to do afterward, that’s how you know it’s a James Dolan operation

submitted 7 days ago • 21 comments

oh crazy, it is as if protests have consistently hurt trump since 2017

submitted 8 days ago • 101 comments

the PS4 almost did PS2 numbers and had multiple first party games over 10m sales and then sony blew it all up cause they thought they'd somehow have fifteen fortnites

submitted 8 days ago • 20 comments

Let's start by defunding this particular cop.

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

INDUSTRY CRASH 2!

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 30 comments

Just checked in to see CrossWorlds is $70-90 on top of a season pass at launch like I expected which means I finally get to post this

submitted 12 days ago • 17 comments

how did anybody backstage not just tell him 'hey uhhhh everyone is gonna call you a stupid asshole for that hat'

submitted 12 days ago • 16 comments

"Hickman doesn't write women well" has become the "Nolan doesn't write women well" of comic discourse. There's truth in it but it's been so memified that it's basically used as a thought-terminating cliche when looking at any work by the creator in question

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Gravity Loop is so close to funding, and it's down to the wire. Let's get them over the finish line

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

For those wondering, yesterday I did get my Mario Kart World Machine, also known as my Switch 2 And yes it was courtesy of the Waltons with the pringles and Coke

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

When a new Mario Kart game comes out

submitted 13 days ago • 10 comments

the shit-eating grin on geoff's face as he knowingly manifests this tweet into full being, i have to wonder how hatty's feeling rn

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

these culture war guys don't even get bread doing it. imagine spending 11 hours a day posting hateful bullshit and you don't even get minimum wage. I know small-scale vtubers who get better returns on their time and they don't have to sell themselves to the worst people on earth to do it!

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

…in light of recent events…

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

There is no reason to inflict this level of psychic damage upon me

submitted 13 days ago • 17 comments

still angry that it's been proven a thousand times that letting people use a sentence or phrase as a password is insanely secure but every site is like durrrr no spaces, you need a cap and a number and a symbol burrrr

submitted 13 days ago • 16 comments

elon and the abundance movement doing the fusion dance and just turning into adolf hitler

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Conservative scorning, poster's warning. Conservative fight, poster's delight.

submitted 13 days ago • 17 comments

OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT

submitted 14 days ago • 80 comments