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Making a mess. she/they
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Not what I think?! I think its EXACTLY what I think!! I found you with this....man!...in his! basement! Adrian, no, shut up, I don't want to hear it...Why are you all covered in mud? Why are your screws in that metal cup? *sniff sniff* have you been using DeOxit? HOW COULD YOU! You promised me!

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I have the Zoe's Extraordinary Playlist mind where somebody's helping me find something and I'm quietly signing 'I wanna know where it iiiiisssss...I want to you showwww meeee!

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I didn’t put glasses on this morning. Just snacked on the bird treats. Not good, not horrible.

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Hurry, you can still grab last year’s Valentines’ chocolates at this beloved independent discount store!

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I’m not weird, you’re weird!

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‘Good morning! It’s time to hate yourself!’

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Is it possible to live inside the love I have for the drumming on BBNG’s ‘Love Proceeding’, like a kid inside a play house, making pretend breakfast?

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Getting up to pee would make me feel better but so would burritoing into my comforter harder

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Re: Defunctland’s video on the Disney channel theme; it mentioned the Debate on NAFTA between Al Gore and Ross Perot on November 9 1993 on Larry King Live and I did watch that with my mother and we argued along in the blue light of the TV and I was so wrong about NAFTA.

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Ever shop FB Marketplace during morning shits and see a bike that looks like the one you had stolen and an eagle cries in your heart while you message ‘is it still available?’ and like you’re finally getting the fucker that stole your bike in your clever trap, and then they never message back?

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You have a favorite surplus store? Does it sell things like unlabeled jars of coral colored silicone dilatant compound? Or old First Class airline dish and silverware?

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My coworker is brunching at the desk next to mine. I need to disassociate now, please.

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