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hpalpha.bsky.social
millennial greymuzzle, former niche internet microcelebrity, professional 3D modeller, home owner, eligible bachelor, nudist, textbook basket case Will the real Flimsy Steve please stand up?
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I'm certain the #1 reason kids hate vegetables is because TV told them they're supposed to. Almost 100% of kids shows when I was growing up had a scene where they act disgusted about eating broccoli or something. They are told what their opinion is before they have the ability to form it themselves

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I had a dream I was hanging out with the giant bomb crew, I don't remember what was happening at the time but I said "is this a work or a shoot" and was met with total silence

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I gotta stop stuffing myself solid every night

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I suddenly want a tuna sandwich

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

people who design mobile ads to automatically open the app store should be skinned alive and thrown in the ocean

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