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hubbert.bsky.social
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At 22 I felt so very old, at 23 I felt so very young, at 24 I felt so very old, at 25 I felt so very nonexistent, at 26 I feel so very old; I need my next feeling young phase; I am overdue.

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I’m so over feeling like crap all the time so this week I’ve started a morning routine of supplementing omega 3, b-12, zinc, and magnesium along with two electrolyte packets mixed into my 32 ounce water bottle. Maybe I’ll add vitamin D to it idk. Will report findings.

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Googling “how to be an adventurer modern times” “how to be an adventurer 2025” “how to become an adventurer like from tales of old 2025 reddit” “swords for sale near me” “silver swords for sale Dallas, Texas” “where to get silver” “how to forge silver” “can I take my cat on an adventure reddit”

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How to say to someone organically “sorry if I’m being weird my brain feels like a brick in a washing machine”

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Watching videos about Antarctic research and wondering why I feel strangely drawn to it and then realizing it’s the closest thing we have to Anarres from “The Dispossessed”

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It’s wild how we look at pictures of Great Depression era “Hoovervilles” and think “damn, all those regular people just down on their luck,” but homeless encampments today are seen as “infestations” of subhuman beings. Empathy is reserved for black and white photographs it seems.

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Just watched “I Saw the TV Glow” damn it was so good. I wish tv shows were real

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Reviving the American intellectual spirit

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Tweeting these days feels like being the last whale singing into the void except the void is also full of fascist sharks (as opposed to regular sharks, which I love and respect)

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I’m like a wine snob in the sense that I will judge you for spending more than $20 for a bottle of wine

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Trade war? Yeah… I’ll trade war for peace, thanks ✌🏻

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“Chicken of the woods” nice try buddy but I’ve seen chickens in the woods and they ain’t mushrooms

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quack quack quack quack quack when you see me at the pond ima quack quack quack

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Threw a cinnamon stick and a couple cardamom pods in my rice cooker and heavily salted the water and it’s the best rice I’ve ever made in my life and almost as good as the best rice I’ve ever gotten from a restaurant. Delicious aromatic rice is that easy. You have to try it.

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12 hour shift at the ice cream factory today for some reason

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They should invent a city to move to that’s perfect for me and easy to choose

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It’s a cardboard engineer’s solemn duty to create something from the negative space of another. There are entire worlds waiting to be born from the weird shapes of a gizmo.

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It falls to me to save this godforsaken ice cream shop

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My suffering is being mocked.

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Every so often all the machines decide to get really loud at the same time. Probably fine.

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Y’know anybody can piss like a racehorse, but I’ve yet to see anybody race like a pisshorse. Just something to think about.

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I love going to work and finding out everything’s fucked, and I’m like “cool guess I’ll work the fucked shift today”

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Working at an ice cream shop in winter kinda feels like being the offseason caretaker of a haunted hotel.

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I don’t know any of my regulars’ names, but I know I’d go to war for any of ‘em.

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Hearing Passionfruit playing through the wall in my neighbor’s apartment is cracking me up hard

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I love to watch documentaries about the gilded age and say “damn that sounds familiar.”

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

On set today

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Made 64 quarts of ice cream today in case you were wondering what I’ve been doing with my life. #icecream #3scoreand4quartsago

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

You’re in the restroom, I’m in the Shitter’s Lounge.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I'm gonna be honest with you guys ~falls into pieces like an old suit of armor making a loud clattering sound~

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

just found out about the 2004 Tony awards

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It took five years to hit 400 followers on twitter, idk if I have that kind of mediocre grind in me to do it here 😮‍💨

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

They’re doing homelessness discourse in my building’s group chat and I’m in the corner taking psychic damage

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

How do you get followers on here? I have thoughts that demand eyes.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

They should invent a my family that’s easy to think about.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I need a gun so I can just pull it out and fiddle with it when I’m nervous

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She looks like Robert Pattinson’s batman

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

*checking on my empire* Ah, man, it’s in decline 🙁

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Smoking that shit that made Gandalf white

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60 degrees isn’t exactly sweater weather but I’m gonna put the sweat in it that’s for sure

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The lack of drafts on here really encourages one to just rapid fire all their silly little thoughts

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