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hugh-j-ness.bsky.social
40-something 👴🏼 he/him - that’s it. That’s the description. It’s all downhill from there.
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Democratic Party leadership in 2025 is condemning the burning of a few over-insured Waymo cars while voting to send Israel more arms and ammo and money at every opportunity then being confused why young left leaning people don’t like them

Hooray for the most interaction I’ve had since joining this site. Shame it’s all a direct result of me being a socially inept fuckwit.

Showing this the missus to prove that I’m still quite the catch to some folks.

This hip young investor just wised me up about a whole Crypt O' Currency

“That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen” - Me, every damn day, somehow.

Oof

It’s my birthday … Please clap

Relatable as a guy who drinks too much from time to time, but I’m not a friggin’ senator.

My crazy radical tankie opinion is that guaranteed public housing and transportation networks for all does a lot to liberate women and lgbt people

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

I don’t usually encourage skipping the gym and getting margaritas on a Tuesday, but I’m making an exception today.

Glad I destroyed my ego with psychedelics back in the day because otherwise, these mornings getting bullied by my own teenagers would be rough as hell

I think about the quote, “We can’t expect God to do all the work” an awful lot lately.

Proudly Catholic coworker talking about they’re okay with deporting “all the pedophiles” and now I’m in trouble for asking if they had a head injury over the weekend.

Coming into work at 400 in the morning because so I can get some stuff done before I spend a few hours staring slack-jawed at my retirement vaporizing before my eyes when the market opens.

Saw a take that said they’re crashing markets to distract from the measles outbreak and imagine thinking the US government in 2025 cares about the optics of children dying

jfc… I am going to have to commit so much more fraud to retire on time

Told my kids to stay the hell away from anyone they see in the prayer circle in front of the school this morning. “Uhhhh, yeah, we know, dad. Those kids are weird.” I would like my Father of the Year award now, please.

Gen X, finally roused from its ideological torpor, gathers outside the White House. the police are called, the fire hoses are turned on them but they start drinking it and only get stronger

Probably just part of the anti-immigrant sentiment going around lately.

Pirating is a life skill as important as cooking or basic maintenance skills. From software to media of all types. The world you work for was stolen from you and you need to know how to efficiently claw it back. You have all this power in a computer with a web browser as a working poor person.

“They stood up like perfect raisins in the California sun” - Mickey Rooney’s ghost describing Ava Gardners nipples to me just now. Man, fuck this day.

Used to think grandpa was just a badass that had a cool, easy-going attitude about life. Yesterday I learned he spent most of the late 40s and 50s as the guy whose job it was climb up on and arm atomic bombs during flight. That explains… a lot.

Sir, due to years of call center and other customer service work, I am obligated to fight you for disrespecting the cashier at this here Circle K. Those are just the rules.

If you ain’t coming at’em like this, you ain’t about shit. Bless you, Michel Martin. Had me screaming, “GET HIS ASS!” www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...

RODRIGO DUTERTE: i am innocent of these so-called crimes against humanity. i did what i had to do to defend the filipino people from drug addiction GAVIN NEWSOM: thanks for coming on the pod, president duterte — and you don’t have to tell me that drugs are a social menace, friend

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

@gaius.bsky.social The funny thing about #MAR10 is that #Mario and #March having MAR in common isn't even a coincidence. March began as a #Roman month named after the Roman God #Mars. Mario is an Italian name descended from the ancient #Latin name #Marius, a Mars Theophoric name.

Some of you have never dressed a child for their grave and it shows

@profanity.accountant

you're gonna die anyways, might as well do it with a cheesy gordita crunch in hand

Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

One thing that's cool about Reagan is how every chart by which you'd measure societal welfare turns to shit after 1980.

Screw it. Gonna give my teenagers a stack of anarchist zines to pass around at school and start working on the next crop of humanity.

Oh, no…

25% tariffs??? Jesus christ. Canadian fentanyl is expensive enough as it is!

I would say watching the US abandon an ally during a time of war embarrasses me as an American, but this is like the 20th time the government has done this since I've been alive. It would have been more surprising if the US had actually stood by someone for once.

I love the first warm day I can get out in the garden and start cutting, digging, and trimming until my body rudely reminds me I’ve basically been hibernating for a couple of months.