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hughey.bsky.social
Writer and editor in Dallas. Bylines in Fodor’s American Travel, Success, Southwest: The Magazine, D, Cowboys & Indians, Dallas Observer, elsewhere. He/him, P1, jessehughey.com
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A day later I’m still fantasizing about a Coen brothers-ass ending to all this.
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Could be!
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It was several days old, and seemed like the right texture to start with but it ended up mushy when I was hoping for some crispy individual grains. Thinking maybe I didn’t stir enough and couldn’t keep the pan hot enough. Or I just put too much stuff in it.
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Yeah, that is one thing dozens of online recipes got through my skull. It actually turned out decent, though I still can’t get the texture right. And eyeballing measurements per usual bit me in the ass this time. I could make ginger snaps with the leftovers.
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“polarizing health debates”
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Ok, this is obviously one of those sea lion debate-me-bro arguebots.
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Department of Defense wins championships
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Do the Atlantic’s kids maybe need to go spend a few days at Grandma’s, though?
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I like “looking like an unmade bed.” I don’t know the origin but have heard it in Texas.
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They’re going to defund you no matter what. You might as well stop embarrassing yourselves going along with their dishonest “antisemitism” pretense and other obvious lies.
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It would also be as predictable as a sunset.
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I bet he Harrogated a lot of coconuts
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History is not going to remember you very fondly, collaborator.
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You have to start repairing your relationship with the city now if you're Mavericks' ownership. You basically just shot a pet golden retriever in the face with a bazooka and replaced him with a sick, old tarantula. You gotta get rid of the tarantula guy ASAP. Nobody will trust or like you for years.
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The Dallas Observer, the city’s alt-weekly, had a preview story about it on Friday. The protest took place less than a mile from the Dallas Morning News building, on the same street. It’s hard to believe no news reporter or editor saw the DO story or noticed the event.
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You are not alone!
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Rosie O’Donnell has a chance to do the funniest thing ever in three years.