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@maddow.msnbc.com Is broadcasting unverified footage of extrajudicial kidnappings and referring to the kidnappers as plainclothes DHS agents. There's an equal amount of proof that they are rapists as there is that they are DHS agents and to claim otherwise is journalistic malpractice

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And just like that, overnight, there’s a US-Russia axis. If you made a movie out of this people would say it’s an absurd premise

submitted 69 days ago • 526 comments

Secretary of Defense Hegseth says he doesn’t know if Russia invaded Ukraine. This you?

submitted 71 days ago • 974 comments

If I ever met the band Air Supply I’d step on their hose.

submitted 83 days ago • 9 comments

Charles Schultz was like, “What if Snoopy fucked,” and Joe Cool was born.

submitted 86 days ago • 10 comments

(•_•)   I'm burnin' through <)   )> the sky, yeah /    \ \(•_•)  200 degrees, that's why (   (>   they call me /    \ Mister Fahrenheit (•_•)/  I'm travelling at the <)   )   speed of light /    \   (•_•)  I wanna make a <(   (> supersonic woman   /    \ of you

submitted 102 days ago • 13 comments

Can'tturd

submitted 106 days ago • 19 comments

Me: Dancing as if no one’s watching.

submitted 124 days ago • 118 comments

Putting the Christmas lights up early this year, glad that's all done.✔️

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite Christmas song is the one where the two people mock The Lord and His Laws by letting a snowman marry them

submitted 156 days ago • 7 comments

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

submitted 155 days ago • 29 comments