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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

submitted 14 hours ago • 118 comments

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

eaten by wolves challenge

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!

submitted 8 days ago • 90 comments

toaster strudel

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

There is a man in the future. Man of Secret Freedom. "This man. Has he been freed?" 🎺 "There's just no way we can ever[...]know if he's free or not" 🎻 "...Here we go..!" ... 💥 𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐦. 𝐏𝐆-𝟏𝟑

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

spicing up a yam

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I'm actually kind of disappointed given my childhood that there isn't more speculation that the vaguely European world's richest man putting microchips in brains with full access to the United States Treasury isn't the actual antichrist.

submitted 19 days ago • 54 comments

" karens " are rather shit - @ DRIL Take care of each other . Thank you

submitted 20 days ago • 59 comments

accidentally summoned a dybbuk ☹️

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

strong lotions

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

consulting the runes to see which breakfast combo i should order, pissing off everyone else in this drive thru

submitted 509 days ago • 0 comments

Teen Warlord of Planet Motorcycle

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

oaf lessons

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

no! My Purchases!!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

trans rights forever

submitted 26 days ago • 46 comments

covered in syrup , rolling in sprinkles

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

You ever fry a couple eggs in this stuff? Transcendent

submitted 37 days ago • 81 comments

it's so cool dems let themselves get iran hostage'd again but like a thousand times dumber and more cruel than the first time

submitted 40 days ago • 34 comments

Thanks to @bigblackjacobin.bsky.social for finding my new hinge profile text

submitted 43 days ago • 22 comments