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hunbothered.bsky.social
Chicago Dweller | Founder of @myseasonreason.bsky.social | Please don’t DM me MY POSTS ➡️: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fwksvtwjaopsthixnsdoa6xc/feed/aaaju55xg5t2w
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I know exactly when to keep my mouth shut. It doesn't mean I will, but I definitely know.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Insert coin

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Maybe I can have just a little bite too if you wanna

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

Bang me like I just picked up the tab at The Olive Garden.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

I'm taking up recreational screaming

submitted 63 days ago • 23 comments

What’s an adequate amount of time to wait before sending a, “Well, I texted, but never heard back, so I made other plans.” Please say 3 minutes. I really need this to be 3 minutes.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works

submitted 5 days ago • 33 comments

Yeah, about your instructional post about tipping…Everyone knows how to tip properly. The ones that don’t do it are just cunts.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I’m aging like a fine banana.

submitted 136 days ago • 14 comments

“This is an administration that is trying to be populist, anti-elite, appeal to the common man,” he added. Meanwhile, there's “people stacked up like cordwood behind her.” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

I dunno maybe you could leave me at the top of your TL once in a while

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Ban “the feminine urge” posts.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I can tell that Spring is almost here because I'm filled with rage, but I also want to plant flowers.

submitted 17 days ago • 14 comments

it's not you* it's me** *me **you

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry I was in the starter pack you followed

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Are you guys mad at me?

submitted 7 days ago • 13 comments

someone asked me a question and when i opened my mouth it made a bunch of gurgling sounds and i’ve never been so articulate

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Wow, you really fucked that up! - me, after literally everything I do

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

I’m in my Princess Leia era. Not really. I hate the whole franchise, but I like the little space buns in my hair.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

7 am Sky Crush

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

I have a personal rule to never subtweet a person. I will, however, notice patterns that reside within the large group and take aim at those. Basically, I’m trying to tell you I’m better than you. And sometimes it’s lonely being so gd perfect.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

These are terrible times for people who hate stupidity

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

Removing The Atlantic from my contacts just in case

submitted 8 days ago • 15 comments

you: *drowning me in a tub* me: *between gasping for breath* no one uses that color grout anymore

submitted 8 days ago • 17 comments

The typo stays on during sex

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments