you: *drowning me in a tub* me: *between gasping for breath* no one uses that color grout anymore - ThreadSky

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social • 3 days ago

you: *drowning me in a tub*
me: *between gasping for breath* no one uses that color grout anymore

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moondancer2.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣😂

mew2me.bsky.social•3 days ago

*dip* have you- *dip* considered- *dip* redecorating? [visibly angry murder]

donald-trumpshka.bsky.social•3 days ago

Reminds me of the alleged last words of Lord Byron: either these drapes go or I do...

p3nny.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is totally me.

“You’re going to hate those brass fixtures in 5 years.”

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•3 days ago

those navy kitchen cabinets are going to show every stain and splatter

steelsheetflyer.bsky.social•3 days ago

The nice green one?

accessibleweb.bsky.social•3 days ago

But it goes with the avocado bathroom suite.

accessibleweb.bsky.social•3 days ago

Also making me think of an RSC production of Comedy of Errors. Opened with a fish tank on stage. Lights went out for a few seconds, then came back up with someone having their head pushed under the water. Epic start.

krtbluesky.bsky.social•3 days ago

Standards!

chacha1847.bsky.social•3 days ago

LINEN LOOKS NICE WITH THE TRAVERTINE, OKAY, IT CAME WITH THE HOUSE

rotcityriot.bsky.social•3 days ago

It was on SALE *pushes harder

dreamcatcher01.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂 Unbelievable

iamknow1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Dark, but lmao!😂👍✌️

kennotsosmart.bsky.social•3 days ago

A terrible way to die, if that is the last thing you see..

danylwms.bsky.social•3 days ago

So Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

agill99.bsky.social•3 days ago

....which is why you are currently being drowned

sd.solle.uk•3 days ago

"Drown me in a tub like one of your sorrows"

writingdcm.bsky.social•3 days ago

caulking around the tub? What, was silicone out of the budget?

*gets drowned harder*

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