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🎶Bluegrass, White Votes Orange Threat, Black Robes Hi Bitch, Bye Mitch Hi Bitch, Bye Mitch🎶 #ChaoMotherfucker #CashMeOusideYurtle #ApologiesToBhadBhabie @mariopro.bsky.social

“Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.” #FuckYouMitch #ItsYourFault #MoscowBitch 🐢💩🗑️🔥 @mariopro.bsky.social

𝙈𝙮 𝘿𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝘼𝙣𝙙𝙧é 𝟑𝟎𝟎𝟎 (2025)

Foam Corner Forever

Had no idea Thad Castle was from my home area and went to Niceville. Shoutout to him.

fuck yea, Thad Castle

Yeah, baby

OH MY GOD @notowenmeany.bsky.social @finchinabq.bsky.social

That's a fist-fight I would pay good money to see. It would be like a Tyson fight in the 80's, but it would be so worth it to see Gaetz get beaten to a bloody pulp.

“WE ARE ADVERSARIES”

Reacher-Gaetz Beef Is The Offseason Content We Need & Deserve @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Flame-Grilled Fuckwit @mariopro.bsky.social

@hutzhoo.bsky.social Brilliant!

🍽️🍿🟠💩🤯 #WickedJesus #STierMAGATrolling #HaveYouSeenThis #HaveYouHeardAboutThis @mariopro.bsky.social

Gerelmo Reichvera has confirmed there is NO GOLD in Uncle Sam’s secret vault. NO GOLD I Tell You!!! @mariopro.bsky.social

@hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social Carl better have gone to that damn concert. 🔥🔥🔥

DUI Hire Puts The “Rye” In “Reich” @mariopro.bsky.social

Roses are red, You should bathe in Roundup ®… @mariopro.bsky.social

CONstantiNOPE @mariopro.bsky.social

Fellatielmo

Breaking: Kristallnacht Kanye confirms Jerrod Kushner’s favorite film:

Weekend’s starting right. #GuysBeingDudes @splitzoneduo.com @stevengodfrey.bsky.social @alexkirshner.com

Welcome to Severance. I am Dieter, your host.

Many people are saying nasty DEI is dead, so we’ve made a really great deal to do the DOA. And with my beautiful foreign hair tariffs, we got the biggest Blackfish since Shamu, the secretly-White Ms. She Thomas Howell, as Director! Thank you! @mariopro.bsky.social @papisaurus.bsky.social #DOHlezal

The Lone Dumbmen

Whether it’s the Hamptons, Maui, Key West, Aspen, Nantucket, or even Napa, Baby Billy’s Bureau of Bible Bonkers will leave no luxury resort unvisited in its crusade to find non-existent anti-Christian bias. @mariopro.bsky.social

McDonald’s Mitch

Project 2025 In Action

We’re Going To Be Doing The New Riviera, & We Made A Really Great Deal For Nick Intifaldo To Design The Course. Make The American Strip Great Again!!! #TFGolfGaza #LevantLunacy

Folks, For Your Big Game BBQ, Remember That Without Mustafar’s Masterpiece Sauce™️, It’s Just Burned Watto Flesh!!!™️ #NoMoreTastelessToydarian @itsmesleeves.bsky.social @masonreloaded.bsky.social

Fantasy Elond

Many People Are Saying Yoopalestinians Will Love It. @mariopro.bsky.social

Afrikaans Stand Ya!

What, me worry? @mariopro.bsky.social

Make America Malignant Again

Skibidi Seafood

I can’t imagine why Hulu didn’t want Joss involved in the “Buffy” TV revival. I know he’d been trying to remake the movie but couldn’t since Luke Perry, Donald Sutherland, Paul Reubens and Kristi Swanson are all dead. @mariopro.bsky.social @itsmesleeves.bsky.social @masonreloaded.bsky.social

Breaking - White House to Waffle House: “Drop Dead;” pugilistic, perpetually open greasy spoon vows retaliation for new chain-specific TFG tariffs. 👀🧇🍳🤲💰🥊🥊🥊 @mariopro.bsky.social

Concepts of a Klan @mariopro.bsky.social

We Made a Really Great Deal to Rename February @mariopro.bsky.social