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🎶Bluegrass, White Votes Orange Threat, Black Robes Hi Bitch, Bye Mitch Hi Bitch, Bye Mitch🎶 #ChaoMotherfucker #CashMeOusideYurtle #ApologiesToBhadBhabie @mariopro.bsky.social

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“Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.” #FuckYouMitch #ItsYourFault #MoscowBitch 🐢💩🗑️🔥 @mariopro.bsky.social

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𝙈𝙮 𝘿𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝘼𝙣𝙙𝙧é 𝟑𝟎𝟎𝟎 (2025)

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Foam Corner Forever

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Had no idea Thad Castle was from my home area and went to Niceville. Shoutout to him.

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fuck yea, Thad Castle

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Yeah, baby

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OH MY GOD @notowenmeany.bsky.social @finchinabq.bsky.social

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That's a fist-fight I would pay good money to see. It would be like a Tyson fight in the 80's, but it would be so worth it to see Gaetz get beaten to a bloody pulp.

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“WE ARE ADVERSARIES”

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Reacher-Gaetz Beef Is The Offseason Content We Need & Deserve @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi variety.com/2025/tv/news...

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Flame-Grilled Fuckwit @mariopro.bsky.social

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@hutzhoo.bsky.social Brilliant!

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🍽️🍿🟠💩🤯 #WickedJesus #STierMAGATrolling #HaveYouSeenThis #HaveYouHeardAboutThis @mariopro.bsky.social

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Gerelmo Reichvera has confirmed there is NO GOLD in Uncle Sam’s secret vault. NO GOLD I Tell You!!! @mariopro.bsky.social

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@hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social Carl better have gone to that damn concert. 🔥🔥🔥

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DUI Hire Puts The “Rye” In “Reich” @mariopro.bsky.social

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Roses are red, You should bathe in Roundup ®… @mariopro.bsky.social

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CONstantiNOPE @mariopro.bsky.social

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Fellatielmo

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Breaking: Kristallnacht Kanye confirms Jerrod Kushner’s favorite film:

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Weekend’s starting right. #GuysBeingDudes @splitzoneduo.com @stevengodfrey.bsky.social @alexkirshner.com

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Welcome to Severance. I am Dieter, your host.

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Many people are saying nasty DEI is dead, so we’ve made a really great deal to do the DOA. And with my beautiful foreign hair tariffs, we got the biggest Blackfish since Shamu, the secretly-White Ms. She Thomas Howell, as Director! Thank you! @mariopro.bsky.social @papisaurus.bsky.social #DOHlezal

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The Lone Dumbmen

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Whether it’s the Hamptons, Maui, Key West, Aspen, Nantucket, or even Napa, Baby Billy’s Bureau of Bible Bonkers will leave no luxury resort unvisited in its crusade to find non-existent anti-Christian bias. @mariopro.bsky.social

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McDonald’s Mitch

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Project 2025 In Action

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We’re Going To Be Doing The New Riviera, & We Made A Really Great Deal For Nick Intifaldo To Design The Course. Make The American Strip Great Again!!! #TFGolfGaza #LevantLunacy

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Folks, For Your Big Game BBQ, Remember That Without Mustafar’s Masterpiece Sauce™️, It’s Just Burned Watto Flesh!!!™️ #NoMoreTastelessToydarian @itsmesleeves.bsky.social @masonreloaded.bsky.social

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Fantasy Elond

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Many People Are Saying Yoopalestinians Will Love It. @mariopro.bsky.social

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Afrikaans Stand Ya!

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What, me worry? @mariopro.bsky.social

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Make America Malignant Again

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Skibidi Seafood

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I can’t imagine why Hulu didn’t want Joss involved in the “Buffy” TV revival. I know he’d been trying to remake the movie but couldn’t since Luke Perry, Donald Sutherland, Paul Reubens and Kristi Swanson are all dead. @mariopro.bsky.social @itsmesleeves.bsky.social @masonreloaded.bsky.social

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Breaking - White House to Waffle House: “Drop Dead;” pugilistic, perpetually open greasy spoon vows retaliation for new chain-specific TFG tariffs. 👀🧇🍳🤲💰🥊🥊🥊 @mariopro.bsky.social

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Concepts of a Klan @mariopro.bsky.social

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We Made a Really Great Deal to Rename February @mariopro.bsky.social

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