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18+ ONLY Hypno person, clown fucker, general weirdo. 30s Profile Pic by SleepyStephbot
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Dropout should make a hypnosis-themed gameshow. They've danced around the edges of kink for too long. It's time for them to fully embrace horny. And no kink better rides the comedy/horny line than hypno-kink.

Annoyingly, I have loads of medical conditions. But none of the medical conditions that require me to get hypnotherapy from a woman with a suspiciously Russian accent and inconsistent personal history.

The biggest issue with Ugly Bastard hypno porn is the lack of variety in the titular Bastards. There are loads of archetypes you wouldn't want to be hypnotized be, each with their own unique quirks!

Doctor Who theory: 13's Yuri energy is so strong that whenever she touches another Time Lord they are forced to regenerate into a woman.

Doll play scene where I dress you up like Annabelle and then lock you in a box before inviting tourists to come point and laugh at you.

Sure, your induction is good, but could you make it sound more like an educational song from a low-budget kids' tv show?

Forget gas masks, make your drone wear this.

Honestly surprised the massive nursery from Spirited Away doesn't get talked about more in certain circles...

clown who just learned what hypnosis is, but thinks the idea of it is pretty funny. awkwardly waving the ten of diamonds in your face, trying to hypnotize you. it's not really working, but they're laughing, so at least they're having fun... wait.. wasn't it...

Undermine your dom and remove their power by wearing diapers of your own free will.

Medieval medical kink be like: "Thou havest leprosy."

Worst thing about hypnosis fantasies is that they're like vocal stims. You get a tiny part of an idea and are stuck looping it in your head all day.

Transmasc icon.

Had a really stupid dream where I went to Disneyland with friends, and a group of performers kept making hypnosis jokes at us, and I had to play along while pretending I was normal about the whole thing.

Tech Control hypno video where the guy's hypnotic tech is clearly a VTech toy.

Honestly, calling me an Adult Baby is a compliment. Most people leave out the first half.

Heyyyy, I'm bimboin' over hereeee

If I don't fetishize my mental illness, who will?

Did you guys knew that a wonder woman plush mask exist???

Honestly, "Hypnosis file presented as an unboxing video" has potential.

A Goldfish commercial was just like: "Goldfish have short memories. Be like goldfish!" HMMM

I think the hypnosis community has failed to embrace the collectible keychain and charm boom.

Every hypno-kinkster has one scene idea they will never share.

I've had a few new followers message me asking, so to save time: Nope. Not a hypnotist, not even a person. Failed government program that attempted to give packing peanuts sentience.

At what point does a kink scene become performance art?

M...m...m...Mommy?

"This is a shock collar. Whenever I press the button, the collar will loudly state a spoiler for that show you keep meaning to watch but never get around to."

Watch Evangelion with your sub, but give them a trigger that makes them say “Shinji is so relatable!” Whenever Shinji finishes saying something.

I love that the two Ranis have toxic yuri vibes.

Domme who accidentally slips into her kindergarten teacher voice while collaring you

Do you like MrHypnoDom63? His early work was a little too sissy hypno for my tastes, but when "Bimbo Slut Trance" came out in '03, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically.

The new Madoka game is doing the brainwashing theme park storyline!

It's amazing. I like hypnosis, considering every common induction features stuff I dislike. - Progressive Relaxation - I don't know how to relax... - Confusion - I tend to just not pay attention when I get confused, not overthink. - Overload - Being overloaded is my default state of being.

Uber, but all the drivers are older women who tell you they'll give you candy if you get in the car when they pull up.

Disney Adult who hypnotizes people with overpriced popcorn buckets.

I love it when hypno-fiction written by straight cis men attempts to make the male lead into a generic everyman so hard that the character ends up reading as an egg.