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Shoutout to Alolan Raichu for being the single electric psychic type pokemon

Btw how do ppl like cooking. I cannot be trusted within 50ft of a kitchen knife that shit sucks

Not giving lamias a snake tounge is coward behavior

The emote for doing the ten games of the ultron gamemode is good, but also its not worth doing ten games of this shit to get It drags on so, so, *so* long for what it is, I like it conceptually but I just cannot be fucked to play what is probably well upwards of 6-7 hours of it

My comedy is WASTED upon you people.

baibaiiii

yeah those other hypnotists might have "well-written scripts" and "fancy production value" but yknow what I have that they dont?? hype moments and aura

oh yeah also here is the boss tierlist

mechs are cool when they feel like "multiple ton pieces of metal" and not like "flying robot guy"

Feel like this is a very random thing to mention my opinion on out of nowhere but I think a lot of the time furry designs where there's a visual distinction between the fur and the actual hair on the head are visually way more appealing than it all being one layer of fur

I think more games should have a playable lobby/menu

pure dedication

Aaaaaand Nightreign 100% achievements Took about 65 hours (but also this game is a zero effort no content asset flip (derogatory) btw) Character tierlist S+: Ironeye S: Executor, Duchess, Wylder A: Guardian, Revenant, Recluse B: Raider Tiers *are* ordered

Opinion; Guardian's Steel Guard should just become a baseline mechanic in future soulslikes. Maybe not exactly in its state in Nightreign, but it should just become core

apiego :D (ignore my yt bideo)

Imo, give each team a separate night 1 and night 2 boss in different places on the map, and then night 3 you share the same boss If you beat your boss fast, you could go after the other team while they're still fighting theirs :3

If they ever wanted to add PvP to Nightreign, I would want it to be similar to Grief in zombies except you can actually attack the other team Imagine two teams on the map, both after the same nightlord, but also actively trying to kill each other

I've said this one but I feel the need to say it again; Anyone advocating for the removal of SBMM in nearly any game lacks empathy and almost certainly believes the world revolves around them lmao

Playing Recluse is like actually fucking amazing dude The mental juggling of mixing up all your spells and your teammates damage to get the essences you need for a spell, into timing the spell perfectly, it's legit euphoric

back on the rift yipeee

Delly was waiting at the window for me to come home ;v;

The marvel rivals autobattler mode is actually not the worst thing ever except for the fact that every match is so fuckinf *loooong* Like holy shit wdym my last game was nearly 40 fuckin minutes

okayyyyyy, hear me out for a second Aesthetic, hypno-adjacent art of Recluse and Rev on the bench :x "Close thine eyes."

[slight Revenant Remembrance spoiler] you guys don't understand the way I almost choked hearing Recluse say the phrase "dolly dear" oh my lord

desperately need this but its revenant with her claws

Going into Nightreign "Hmm, I like Recluse, I like Wylder, idk a lot of the characters are pretty okay..." and then I accidentally became obsessed with Revenant mb

Can I just say how cool the artstyle for the Mario Strikers promotional art is

Suddenly hyper-aware of the predicament of putting all of my posts in one place

Nightreign tonight praygeee

Star Wars is way cooler when it remembers that the super rare space wizard people are supposed to be super rare

My one true weakness is my inability to look at nsfw of a character I like and not go "they would not say that"

very knowledgeable warframe players where are u

I be skeet shooting

yknow, there's a third, more specific option;

never tweeted this one here, was beforetimes, so no rt for yall unfortunately

Hypno apps are based. Just the fact that you can physically shove spirals in someone's face? Mwah, goated