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At the risk of sounding corny, hope really is a practice. I’m as much of a cynical depresso as the next person. The reason why I find doomerism so toxic is that it forecloses the possibility of a better future. The devils want us to fall into despair.

submitted 36 days ago • 33 comments

When everything you post is simultaneously digested by the industrial surveillance machine and large AI companies, and nothing you read online makes any sense anyway, maybe it's time to just post straight up nonsense fifth forty seven egg sandwich orange just yesterday didn't apply but arose

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

this may be my most middle aged lady tweet ever but every time i drive at night i think surely having headlights so bright they blind other drivers should be illegal?! high beams but also regular driving lights. i know it’s good to be able to see in the country but other drivers need to see too!!!

submitted 58 days ago • 87 comments

the thing that bothers me to no end whenever anything like this comes up, is that all this data collection of citizens via personal devices is a huge issue that there should be laws against. but the danger is only ever spoken about when it's chinese.

submitted 73 days ago • 22 comments

BIG STRONG BUSINESS loves it bc they aren't weak

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Good evening for an Ethiopian 'spro against the backdrop of a rainy spring eruption

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to

submitted 79 days ago • 452 comments

Where is "You automatically gave yourself access to charge my credit card when I logged into an Alexa" on this list? Amazon sets the standard for anti-consumer UX patterns

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

The dave matthews band is actually good you don't have to pretend otherwise anymore that fad is over

submitted 89 days ago • 116 comments

Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry

submitted 94 days ago • 252 comments

This elderly man showed up to support an anti-trans bill in my home state and then, because he had to wait hours to testify, he was stuck listening to queer folks rally against it By the time it was his turn to speak, he'd changed his mind Never doubt that speaking out can change hearts and minds

submitted 100 days ago • 84 comments

Heat wave teamed up with daylight savings this year to inspire joy from these warm, post-7pm sunsets

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Hint: it’s not okay when they do it to Palestinian green card holders, it’s not okay when they do it to German tourists, it’s not okay when they do it to Mexican people regardless of citizenship, it is not okay. Ever.

submitted 105 days ago • 8 comments

It's time to get 5g conspiracies going again I think

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments