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Been pornhub'n peckers since 1986

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What the fuck Toad you're a non-binary icon

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Wow sounds like it sucks

submitted 11 hours ago • 1023 comments

@lincolnproject.us I keep forgetting to tell you guys, you're really absolute total grifting pieces of shit

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I'm not one to start accusing everyone of being an intelligence agent/asset, but these guys are like the most incompetent opsec possible and no one seems to give af

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Seriously Michigan why do you limit me to 200mg of THC edibles per package?? you don't think I got the metric system down from dealing coke at a state college? I understand the risks of multiplication, stop rate limiting who I am as a person

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People keep saying things “suck.” That’s referencing “sucking dick” as a negative thing. You realize that’s homophobic and misogynistic, right. And it’s not clever.

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Did you guys know the gay purple cock emoji in some cultures represents a foodstuff? It's prepared differently, not directly into the throat.

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The rumor is Doge took over the IRS COBOL codebase after an overflow occurred when Elon submitted a federal return with 129 claimed dependents

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I'm trying to find an anxiety ridden autistic bisexual with attachment issues, preferably with a bunch of cluster b traits, just fmu

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Can I go to bed, or is Elon still posting through the rejection sensitively with drug withdrawal multipliers?

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The Marshal of the Supreme Court will step in soon though

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So many songs about love and only one song about the boys being back in town, and a handful of songs about the girls fighting

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yeule always dropping music when I'm vulnerable like they know

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Let's settle this like the olden days, by unleashing to each other our testicles, and then battle as true men

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ICE mama, can those really be Yemeni? To be stuck inside of Djibouti With the malaria blues again

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Elon thinks he's Kendrick, and Trump is Drake But in reality, he's a backup dancer for Hammer and Trump is Suge Knight

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Remember 5 years ago when Elon offed himself? ... Is the kind of post I wouldn't mind reading in 5 years and change

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👑 logging in

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Such beauty in life

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Elon getting big and britchy

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Me in a monogamous relationship

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This is amazing stuff

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👀 stop making Stephen relatable to me dot com

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You laugh but I've been disappoofed for years

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The fact that this is both newsworthy and also labeled "most watched" is the best argument for communism

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Pedestrian & cycling fatalities have risen quickly in the US. But impacts vary. Our new research on Boston shows that: —Traffic injury rates are 4x higher in communities of color than largely white areas. —People of color experience much higher traffic injury rates *outside* of their home areas.

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Would you guys watch this

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The tariffs will keep the Stanley Cup here in the good old USA

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So many people are so blind to the religious abuse of various kinds that happens to so many children in this country

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Amazing AWS synergism in action, love it

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