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Optimist pretending to be a cynic pretending to be happy or something pretentious like that. They/Them
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No babe the 8 hour Lumon refining playlist stays ON during sex.

New O&D portrait of Dieter and the Four Tempers (Frolic, Woe, Dieter, Malice, Dread)

Physically restraining myself from responding to someone’s ice cold takes on art is actually going to send me into cardiac arrest but it’s a skill I must keep honing.

I cannot state enough how much we need "literally make me" energy right now

Remember. It’s never: We fight for (these people) because maybe we’re more at risk if we don’t. No more Niemölling. We fight because they are coming for anyone. Every single person matters. Each and every human being’s life and safety is worth the fight.

Me after every new Severance episode:

Shout out to our dog for still sitting next to me during Severance despite me getting too hype every single week and grabbing him every time something happens.

Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.

Please, everyone, drop what you’re doing and read this:

Media purges have begun — you read that Reich Holy hell

It turns out that trying to be present in life is actually exhausting. I woke up 12 hours ago and I’m ready for bed already. But I already got offered a sorta promotion maybe? So that’s fun.

mindfulness. i gotta put in constant effort just to use my senses like i was born to. just cuz i flooded my brain with symbols and words. stupid

•sarcasm on• I have no idea what this might look like. You? •sarcasm off•

People keep saying “the point of all this stuff is psychological warfare” but like I’m pretty sure the point is to do all the things they intend to do as fast as possible like their website said they would do

Severance is the kind of show crafted with so much precision and care from everyone involved that I am in awe of every single aspect.

Show me a repressed middle aged woman on tv and I’ll show you how fast I can become so fucking stupid about her.

It’s so weird that Elon Musk doesn’t care whether the government subsidizes electric vehicles now that there are a bunch of other companies benefitting from those subsidies.

Still up at 4am because I couldn’t sleep after watching Severance. Absolute top tier television that makes me Too Hype.

Thou shalt not tolerate fascists. Thou shalt rip them out of thy society by root and stem.

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

Man, Britpop really ruined me by making me believe there would be far more eccentric, sexually confident, gender-bending Brits out there

PMDD is fun because you can hear a normal noise at a regular volume and it will induce an irrational homicidal rage that you have to talk yourself down from like a hostage negotiator. Totally chill reaction.

Every plant I've ever killed has been from overwatering. I simply love too much

“There is… a house…. In New Orleans….” There’s actually a bunch of them. A lot of people live there

Anyways, I’m gonna bite her.

*said through gritted teeth, fingernails digging into my palms hard enough to draw blood* I’m not a jealous person haha I’m very chill.

Woke up with the OG “Agatha All Along” song stuck in my head. It’s not even 5am. I’m going to drive myself and my coworkers insane.

me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man

the eternal struggle between wanting to yap about a piece of media but also not wanting to spoil things for anybody else

The comic on the first page of my 2025 calendar 😌

a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef