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King Trump parody account, posting parody and real news, because the truth is actually stranger than fiction right now. #KingTrump (large version of main picture can be found free at https://imgbox.com/XJrhLZUF )
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Yeah, too gay, far too gay, the gayest. So instead we're going to run weekly performances of a New musical based on my Favorite song of all time, "YMCA" by the Village People. Nothing gay about those gents!

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

So yeah, Ukraine, half of all of your Rare Earth minerals. But would also consider half of all of your Rare Earth #Pokemon Cards. #GottaCatchEmAll

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I don't know what Zelenskyy's deal is with being part of the negotiations. What's the difference? You could be in the same room, and still wind up unsatisfied. Any of the women I've dated could have told him that. #Ukraine

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We do want closer business ties with Russia. And Russia, in turn, wants more businessmen tied up. Not for kompromat or anything though.😳

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

OF COURSE Ukraine started the war. Russia had found out that the Ukrainians planned to surround much larger Russia and then invade towards Moscow, riding on mountain bikes, and armed with well-oiled sunflower seeds and wheat chaff. #RussianIntel

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I have a lot of respect for Putin. He's a corrupt crook, runs his country like a despot, tried to sway our elections, and kills his critics. So yeah, I see a lot to like. #Homies #BrotherFromAnotherMotherRussia #KingTrump

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