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iampatrickc.bsky.social
Purveyor of horseshit | he/him/doofus | Korean, ADHD dad to 2 amazing neurodivergent kids, husband to an amazing wife | StopAAPIHate | go Seahawks and Mariners imo
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Do they call former users unhinged

Looks like he's fixing to jab that thing into an unsuspecting teammate

Ben Stiller really fucking commits man

Sort of at the point now where moving forward, I'm gonna try not going to dignify ridiculous premises like people fucking farming because government oversight isn't a thing anymore

This entire thread is a real life @brittneybush.bsky.social making Cal's butt bigger every day until his contract was extended

It's like Caballero never left

"If you don't count the fourth quarter, we'd have won the game" headass thinking

Seattle Polancos 5 LA Angels - 3 Final

Polanco crushing more balls than Johnny Knoxville

This is cool as hell. I didn't know this

Aaron talking about Miller's velocity being down

Me after watching Rowdy Tellez play defense

Miller's outing:

These fools! They could have avoided this if they had just walked him!

POLANCOOOOO

At Mariners

No Outs Bases Loaded Ending with Team Incapable of Getting Easy Run

My CF is better than yours idc

Preemptive Fuck Mike Trout

Ben getting sunflower seeds thrown at him from the dugout during his interview >>>>>>>>>

If Bobby Newport became president and turned into a bigger asshole

He's so pure

Petition to change RBI to "Runs Dumped In"

Hey did you hear the Gold Glove winning utility player who was admirably filling in for an injured 2B went on the IL today

Why is Victor Robles the best and how can we be friends

Gonna tell my kids this is Mike Bara

Anytime you can make a 31 year old the highest paid at his position you gotta do it