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@appleturntover.bsky.social Stay fly!

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Class reunions don't hit the same when you're homeschooled. I WILL SEE YOU AT THANKSGIVING JUDY.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

hear me out

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

The truth shouldn't be behind a paywall.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

French Montana is neither from Lyon, nor Billings but Morocco.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Scan your parents photos. Digitize them. Put them in a place where they will be safe. Sure them with fam. It is one of the best things a person can do for fam. Everyone will adore it. Best thing ever. Unless you hate your fam. Then fuck it. Do it for you. Then you can hate look at them. Fuck em.

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

If you like heady thought about justice, read these and heed the warnings from REPUBLICAN appointed prosecutors: static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics... www.nytimes.com/interactive/... #DOJ #Liberty #Dictatorship

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

End your friendships with people who are going about life like nothing is wrong.

submitted 10 days ago • 131 comments

Conscious capitalism a theory that I subscribe to that it gets harder and harder everyday when you have idiots run this country.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Price does not indicate quality when it comes to purchasing furniture here in 2025.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

in the '80s Johnny Cash was almost killed by his pet ostrich.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

lots of niche thoughts. firstly time to get rid of T-Mobile if you've got it. secondly, bring back Joe Buck, also... United healthcare hired a defamation firm to go after Luigi supporters and people who call them out.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Personal. #nocontext

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

…like fine wine.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

but like... serious question where am I?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Ask your Republican friends why the fuck it's okay to get rid of the DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION when there's such an epidemic of dumbassery.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Vouchers are welfare for the wealthy.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Atlanta centurion lounge: Zero wait for the bathroom 👍🏼 "All gender shower"? 🫳🏼 Avocado pudding 👎🏼

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

A strategy for taking us out of this mess: it's important to be Michael, not Sonny. Aggression alone will not win the day, need some calculation, to be able to see around the corner and lay waste surgically. #godfather

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

"If you demand ideological purity in war, you die."

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The Overton window keeps shifting too far for me.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

people who already complain about ineffectual government are really not going to love a government with reduced workforce.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

flights carrying migrants to Guantanamo Bay have begun.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Michael Dell makes a great argument against using Dell Enterprise computers to power your workforce, because he's like nah man. you don't really need computers. you don't need work from home Just everybody should just RTO.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

What if therapy makes me boring?

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

also to be fair, when someone said anti vax RFK Jr has a good reason to be afraid of shots, I laughed, I shouldn't have, but I did.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

i just miss having a human in office.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

100 ft above the flight ceiling authorized to be, they were on a training mission to prepare for evacuating Trump officials in the event of a disaster. Woman on board. so of course a feckless fuck face of a president blamed DEI, then went golfing. DON'T BE POLITE TO PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THIS.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

What these tariffs are doing to the market right now: creating a problem that we can later fix. so that our friends can play both sides of the ball. and the average Joe gets fucked.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

They used to call people's who's minds were altered by the moon 'lunatics' now what?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

One time Herbert Hoover ordered the US army to open fire on veterans who were protesting to get their benefits check. We forget our history. We forget what dipshit presidents are capable of. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonus_A...

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

according to these clowns and their logic: Steven Hawking was a DEI hire.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

If the Ross Ulbricht got a pardon, there's a logic that SBF should get one too.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

so wait a minute. anybody who lost their account can just sue meta and get it back with some money? corporations are people but they are also bound by the rules that some fuck face dipshit can come up with? www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

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Wow! Merrick Garland did a thing. Former senator Bob Menendez sentenced to 11 years in prison in corruption case www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Costco's yearly revenue is about 4 times the GDP of South Dakota.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments