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MAGA is big mad that Eminem led a “f*ck Trump” chant at his concert. 🍿

You and your family are less safe tonight because Donald Trump's penis is so devastatingly small.

It would have been less embarrassing if JD had just fucked the couch he was sitting on.

This is what a ‘true leader’ looks like…👇 In case you already forgot.

I'm old enough to remember when trump tried to say people in the Biden Administration were incompetent, but none of them accidentally fired the Ebola team. Or the nuclear weapons folks. Just sayin'.

How to Know You Are in a Cult

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

I second, third, forth this

I think trump should make Russia a state……. Since he is hell bent on doing everything possible to save them from collapse with our tax dollars it only makes sense…..

This is hilarious. I especially like the annexation of Green Bay and the mystery Mississippi River announcement.

Just waiting to hear that social security and Medicare will only be paid in trumps cyber coin……. Yeah….. pretty sure that’s coming soon

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Happy Saturdee! Happy Black History Month! ✊🏾

maybe there was actually a pretty good reason for the 14th amendment to have banned insurrectionists who tried to overthrow the government from serving in government and the decision to just decide it was a dead letter and ignore it was a horrible mistake?

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

from today's post — go read the whole thing. link is here: bit.ly/4h7i06Z

We have a reality tv game show host for a “president” and reality tv star for a “transportation secretary” and a morning tv “news” anchor for a “defense secretary”. So things are going about as well as expected.

what's stupider, that Trump claimed the military opened an imaginary faucet in California, that every MAGA moron believed it, or that the media is acting like Trump isn't a batshit fucking lunatic

Mike Johnson represents a state whose largest city was built below sea level behind levees sandwiched between the ocean and a massive river on hurricane alley, but he doesn’t want to give aid to CA because their policies invite natural disasters.

Excellent post

The guys telling you DEI is dropping our military standards... ...can't even spell military.

Greenland, Panama, Canada, and Mexico: After tonight, you're totally safe. The Fox News host in charge of our military is an incompetent drunk, and his Commander-in-Chief is a bumbling fool. They'll weaken our military and our national defense. Please don't invade us.

Wow. Sen. Elizabeth Warren just sent a powerful message to Trump and Elon. This is how it's done.

To whom are you beholden?

Jeffrey Epstein could have played a role in Trump's new government cabinet if Trump hadn't killed him.

Can't wait to watch Mitch McConnell vote in favor of RFK Jr.'s nomination to be the head of HHS along with his lawyer who sued the FDA to revoke the polio vaccine's approval. Mitch McConnell suffered from polio as a child. Watch, he'll vote for RFK Jr. anyway.

There are roughly 330M people in this country, and I realized this morning that for less than the cost of a cheap cup of coffee a day, a S. African billionaire was able to buy the Presidency, and in effect — the country. It’s both embarrassing and sad that, not only was it easy, but it was so cheap…